We've got obsessions

I like plants too

[louddistortion]

Never met a catholic that wasn't batshit crazy

[sorairoknife]

kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[aokozaki]

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?

[theballmighty]

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

[thenighttrain]

are you guys pro or anti mushroom

[louddistortion]

Why the fuck would I eat a goddamn fungus you fucking freaks leave me alone forest foragers

[louddistortion]

As it turns out, it's pretty easy to acquire a taste for something just by eating it every day for a week. I enjoy mushrooms now...

[louddistortion]

IDK who needs to hear this but Magnesium has cured my migraines

[louddistortion]

I make six figs but I'm still going to buy a goddamn 2007 Lincoln Town Car Signature and spend the rest of my money on designer clothes. Nobody can stop me from looking like a mafia boss.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the coca cola logo looks like someone just wrote it. it's unprofessional

[louddistortion]

I bitch about the coca cola logo on a regular basis. I drink pepsi because the coca cola logo is hideous

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the weirdest thing capitalism has done is produced this mindset where someone else's job being made easier/better is a personal attack on you. look at people who oppose letting cashiers sit while working. WHY? why the fuck do you care?? they're still doing the job???? and not to mention the minimum wage. ask yourself why you Personally are mad a stranger gets paid $2 more than usual. it makes no sense

[louddistortion]

I'm convinced that nobody knows what the word capitalism even means at this point

[beardedmrbean]

[sinkies]

fan of this reply

[campyvillain]

[dumbcutepets]

[assmart]

please tell me you ppl have seen wet owls.

[assmart]

look at these fucking things

[riddlesinthedork]

I didnt take Dr. Oz's CBD so they killed him

[riddlesinthedork]

Unbelievable. He's alive and fighting for his life.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[nflstreet]

i believe every word of what this man says

[jame7t]

we have no proof that dinosaurs were not simply born as bones

[forcedgrowth]

[dad-goth-official-deactivated20]

Pretty sure op is a fetish blog but yeah this is me around rice i love that shit so much its unreal