ungh

so...hungry...

[jerktournament]

ROUND TWO - Berdly (Deltarune) VS Louie (Pikmin)

JERK SHOWDOWN

Berdly

Louie

Voting ended onOct 9, 2023

!!! PROPAGANDA BELOW !!!

BERDLY: "he is the worst, child is a incel, queen the main badguy of the chap spends the whole time trying to get away from him"

LOUIE: "caused his company that he works for to go into massive debt for mishandling an expensive cargo shipment. also tried to kill his mentor/coworker and his boss. twice."

[louieposting]

guys im thinking of having fried chicken what do you think

[foolix-blogging]

BOW DOWN TO ME

I AM UNSTOPPABLE

I AM ABOVE YOU ALL

NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME NOW

[louieposting]

[starrynight1008]

the pikmin posting blogs are going to actually kill me they are so funny

[louieposting]

i need to get funnier

[olimar-posting]

I brewed myself a cup of tea to help me feel a bit more like myself, and now I can't help but wonder what would happen if someone were to brew a tea out of a leaflings leaves.

[louieposting]

hold on a minute

[brittany-posting]

somebody get this SICK FUCK off the streets

[louieposting]

google whats brittanys street address

[ryotaronogami]

Louie (from Pikmin) stimboard

Credits: x-x-x | x-x | x-x-x

[louieposting]

oh this fucks

[jerktournament]

ROUND ONE - Louie (Pikmin) VS Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)

JERK SHOWDOWN

Louie

Scaramouche

Voting ended onSep 17, 2023

!! PROPAGANDA BELOW !!!

LOUIE: "single handedly caused his employer to go in massive debt. stole the food supplies of 3 people tasked to save their homeplsnet from starvation. tried to kill his employer snd coworker twice."

SCARAMOUCHE: "He's a terrible, terrible, terrible guy I adore him so much. Would hate me if he actually met me (I don't care though). Started off innocent and kind and loving but was abandoned by his mother figure, betrayed, and had another childhood friend die, all at the age of 1. Entirely disillusioned with the world. Tried to become god at one point because mommy issues go brrr. Has committed war crimes. The sassiest little man. Will literally listen to your opinion on a topic that you have studied for years and obtained the opinion from a renowned professional in the field and basically tell you that you're weak and not driven enough to use the gifts you have, and then immediately leave. Would probably die if he ever had to genuinely apologize. Proof that short people are angrier because they are closer to hell. Enjoys drama. He's a tsundere in a thousand ways but my favorite is when he abandoned the names he was given by mortals, as he will "never again regard any of them as his companions" and then a while later allows you to name him. Also have I mentioned he has a thousand names? I haven't even listed them all. He also had titles like Shouki no Kami, the Prodigal and Everlasting Lord of Arcane Wisdom, but that was back when he was god for a day. He's my numero uno little man and also made me realize that all my faves are men that would treat me badly"

[louieposting]

but can scaradouche dandori as good as me?

[louieposting]

i bet my dog could beat your dog in a fight

[louieposting]

treasure rating #17

Lubricant Extender

this thing is great you twist it and more snack comes out. almost like jelly

[louieposting]

@fern1e who are you talking about. im the only one there is

[louieposting]

treasure rating #46

Idea Generator

i bet i could fit this in my mouth

[louieposting]

guys if you see another guy that looks like me thats not me. no his name is louue he stole my fucking super gabacho man game in second grade give me back my game you fucker

[jelly-dweller]

[louieposting]

watch out

[pigpenandpaper]

Baby Chappy

[louieposting]

fruit gummy

[louieposting]

why are there so many people here when did you all get here. what

[louieposting]

guys be honest do i suck

yes

no

fuck you

Voting ended onSep 2, 2023

[louieposting]

grandma taking me to the doctors said i need to take a test. can you please send me the answers i dont want to fail her

[louieposting]

results are coming back soon shit was too easy

[louieposting]

[louieposting]

grandma taking me to the doctors said i need to take a test. can you please send me the answers i dont want to fail her

[louieposting]

results are coming back soon shit was too easy