I Look Like A Turtle

Fuck yes

[felicitycaitlin]

[4444555666777888999]

Cute when people ring the doorbell thinking I’ll answer. Even if you know I’m in here even if you hear me and even if you look through the window and we make eye contact I won’t answer! Do something about it! You won’t

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

[jtrocks9]

[akanicotortorella-deactivated20]

Leslie and Ben’s failed fantasies 6x02 // 6x14

[jtrocks9]

[floodedlungs-archived]

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

[floodedlungs-archived]

[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

[yungapricot]

[secords-deactivated20140821]

[shadetastic]

you can have FOUR

[sector-v]

who in your OTP made the grocery list and who did the writing in red

[asiainthelight-deactivated20180]

@shorthalt

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

[secondstartotherightamirite-blog]

boo is one letter from boob too tho

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

life is just full of miracles

[louis--fxcking--harry]

Friend: I know this might sound really weird and gross.... but I like to read fanfic about people kissing.... I'm so naughty...

Me, master of sinning: *looks at the camera like I'm in the office*

[stelldubs]

Jesus christ Donald i cant believe he said this

[actuallycrying-deactivated20190]

Fuck you I’m an art student I don’t do math

[corpish]

Not even Shakira was saved from the Silly Bandz uprising of 2010

[ladyycave]

THIS SHOW IS GENIUS. Twelve American girls date a Prince Harry look alike while thinking he IS Prince Harry.

[inkskinned]

today’s schedule

1. suffer