Im Pretty Cool I Guess

My name's Emily. I'm 18 and have a very uninteresting life.

[russian-chaos-agent]

When the Roman soldier found out Jesus’ tomb was empty:

[fairylilies]

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[r--g--b]

me, age 14: I want anatagonists that are morally gray, who don’t realize they’re bad. They should be conflicted and have meaningful backstories.

me now: i want a villain that has “evil” listed every day on their calendars except sundays when they have mimosas with the protagonist

[neoptelemus-moved-deactivated20]

im both

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Again, Doofenshmirtz is the most perfect villain ever written.

[bradney-deactivated20140403]

[capsgrantrogers]

What’s Your Number? / Gag Reel

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[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

The point isn’t to date someone who likes all the exact same things as you but to date somebody who isn’t a complete fuck and won’t mock you or your interests just because you don’t share them

[motherfuckerapproved]

Also someone who wants to know & care about your interests

[haroldtheyrewuhluhwuh]

I love not wearing makeup!! I love coming in from the sun and being able to splash water on my face to cool down!! I love being able to rub my eyes if they’re itchy!! I love seeing my bare face so often that I’m used to it and it looks normal and good!! I love being able to hug people tight without worrying that I’m gonna get foundation on their shirt!! I love being able to just exist without having to be constantly aware of gunk on my face!!

I!! love!! Not!! Wearing!! Makeup!!

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[horsesaround]

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[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

do not do this

[raptorific]

I was babysitting a kid the other day and I asked if he watched Steven Universe and he sighed and said “I know I would like it if I watched it, and I will EVENTUALLY, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet, you know?”

Which is the answer I’d expect from a 35-year-old who just got asked if he watches House of Cards

[angelicavpd]

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

[buzzfeed]

[ficcyshit]

s t o p

[stellarvisionary]

[prokopetz]

I can think of no starker demonstration of commercialisation destroying culture than the fact that Rickrolling doesn’t work anymore because YouTube plays an unskippable two-minute ad first.