yikes

martha, 18, she/her

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

don’t try to tell me otter facts i already know all of them. yes i know otters hold hands. yes i know they keep special rocks. yes i know they use their bellies as tiny tables. i know it all

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[markv5]

Когда ты накуренный и не помнишь, как выключается кран

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

slorp

[durbikins]

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[markv5]

Настроение этой осенью: грустняво тюленить в кроватке…

[alycyn]

[movedtotatstudies-blog]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mwg-drwg]

[doglets-deactivated20140515]

actually all of my systems are nervous

[andrewbelami]

[andrewbelami]

LEMONADE (2016) - Beyoncé

[seblester]

[capacity]

Who hurt her

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

[petr1kov]

You know, one thing i like about Mulan is how Yao, Ling and Chien Po don’t really seem to care about the fact that Mulan is a girl.

I mean, when they find out, they are visibly perplexed

But even so, they rush and try to help her when she’s about to get killed

After this, they all seem quite depressed about having to leave her behind (and when Shang ignores her)

And when she shows up and takes action, they gladly follow her lead

And they even rock some crossdressing, like she did

(btw they just missed a great opportunity to make Shang crossdress here, shame on you movie)

Honestly, i just think this needs more appreciation. Because to them, Mulan didn’t have to prove herself again, just because she is a girl. She already earned their friendship and respect when she was ‘Ping’, and that was enough.

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[destinyrush]

[guineapiggies]

[operator-as-fuck]

a fucking wild guinea pig

playing in a flock of butterflies…..

[pkpaulshow]

[marsixm]

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day