I Don’t Know Why I’m Here

24 / female / I reblog funny nonsense and the occasional art. I’m constantly in wonder of this world we live in

[karmasex]

[corporatemagsstillsuck]

The Strokes- Rolling Stone- 2001

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[owlservice]

This is so crazy... an unpublished draft

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

[seagrahm]

everyone came together and agreed

[outsidewolves]

[teathattast]

[allycat75]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[shinyeternatus]

ID: Picture of a transparent bumper sticker on someone's back windshield that reads, "I like my music the way I like my women: LOUD, HEAVY, AND EVIL". The word evil is red while the rest of the text is white. End ID

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[catchymemes]

[dailycatsblog]

[lovergrlnextdoor]

i just wanna feel like somebody’s first choice every day

[littlemissemotionalandvalid]

You are not a bother. You are not a burden. You are not a waste of space. You are not annoying every person you talk to. Your existence matters. Your presence makes a good difference.

[thedeliaishere]

spiritualist whose mad at you: you're going to hell

materialist whose mad at you: you're going to reeducation

agnostic whose mad at you: no one know where you're going