I Don’t Know Why I’m Here

24 / female / I reblog funny nonsense and the occasional art. I’m constantly in wonder of this world we live in

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[viktor-sbor]

Emancipated duels. Photo by Pavel Kurmilev

Baroness Lubinska who presided over the famous duel between Princess Pauline Metternich and the Countess Kielmannsegg in 1892, insisted that the duelists remove their clothing above their waists to avoid infection in the event that a sword pushed clothing into the wound it caused. Being a doctor, the baroness had seen many instances of septic infection in soldiers for this very reason throughout her years of medical training.

[samanthaswords]

“The cause of the duel is reputed to be an argument over arrangements for the Vienna Musical and Theatrical Exhibition.” - I like these ladies.

[breelandwalker]

Skirts: full

Swords: drawn

Titties: out

[kply-industries]

*puts a disk in u*

[imat711yallneedanything]

Thank you

[werenotreallystrangers]

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[dr-gaytorius]

(splayed on luxurious pillows and blankets, the back of my hand laid over my forehead, wearing a robe that is barely on) I just tire so easily

[depsidase]

[eyeofscottie]

misunderstood. a self-portrait story.

shot on iphone.

[dollettesarchive]

౨ৎ‧₊˚ i've always dreamed of flowers and long love letters

[lucycore]

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My taste in men was always questionable..

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[0x4468c7a6a728]

it's the era of the asexual pervert

[3motionally3xhausted]

My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted

[kbearart]

Do you all see my vision??

(also just wanted to take a shot at interpreting rocky. weird spider/crab/sand dollar beast)

[astral-icecream]

@imadoctornotanescalator

[fallout-lou-begas]

my roommate says "the condition of enjoying my food is you need to brag about me on tumblr" so here's roast chicken in mushroom and onion cream sauce with mashed potatoes

[fallout-lou-begas]

her latest: "some kind of chicken masala bullshit" and homemade naan

[socksual-innuendos]

My turn to brag about Ms Lou's cookin

Pork adobo.

She fucketh severely

[fallout-lou-begas]

time to brag about socks again

chorizo burritos with adobo sauce. so good i almost cried

[socksual-innuendos]

Quesitos (and coffee) because I am Tired of waiting for the fuckin cafe to open up from us

[emziess]

I didn't mean any of that. Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[emziess]

Fearing Rocky might be dead // The Relief of Rocky being alive Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

inspired by this tweet: