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HIIIII name: WORM/WORMY/BOOK/TAG ME OMG WORM- @shenanigan42 SUGGESTED WORM YESSSSS also also also book i like being called book pronouns: she/her edit - i do tend to call people girl/my guy/bruv/bruh/bhaisab etc. gender neutrally so pls do tell me if you'd rather i not for you (i'll try i promise) age: somewhere stressing about boards DNI: 18+ content blogs/homophobes/in general queer-people-phobes/sexists/will update/if you count as this and still interact cause i can't really stop you at least i block easy idm if anyone else interacts but if ur creepy you will be blocked (also if you qualify as one of the above)

Something you should prolly know about me: i, in most situations, do not know what to say, especially if we're talking about depressing topics n stuff, mostly cause I don't know how to word it very well. Thus, I tend towards using humour to lighten the situation or offering unwanted advice, both of which can very much be interpreted as rude, so if anything like this happens that bothers you pleasseeeee tell me I'll keep it in mind

interests: BOOOKSSSSSSS (i have a very dead side blog for all my bookish ramblings @obsessive-bookworm-alert)/art i'm tryna draw more but it looks pretty bad and its mostly eyes i doodled during class/SINGING I LOVE MUSIC IN GENERAL update on my side blog for books: given up on that bc no, im just gonna post all my book stuff here from now on so eh

current #no. 1 book obsession: six of crows and crooked kingdom *italian hands* current #no. 1 movie obsession: PROJECT HAIL MARY PROJECT HAIL MARY PROJECT HAIL MARYYYYYYYYY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAH other fandoms (why r these all books when is the last time i genuinely loved a movie or show rip me WAIT WAIT WAIT I DO ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM I LOVE THAT SHOW ALSO DANDADAN THIS SHOW HAS FREEDOM MEMORIES AND JJK BUT I STILL NEED TO WATCH S3): all riordanverse/aggtm/one of us is lying/kotlc but that one's kinda dying/heartless by marissa meyer I SOBBED/rangers apprentice/39 clues (haven't read either of those two in a while but still love)/uhmmmm i think thats all for now I WANT BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS PLEASE AND THANK YOU

music genres: mostly like pop/rock/country but i do wanna start listening to more types so recs would be appreciated :)

i think that's it i'm very bad with tagging posts but if i figure out a system i'll add it here update i've started tagging stuff:

#worm tried to art <- that's my art tag (acc no I'm making it my tag for all my creative stuff)

#worm obsessively book <- that's my book stuff tag

#ventilation <- that's my tag for when I'm venting or ranting

#worm screeches <- that's my tag for when I try to sing something

#worm tried to art #worm obsessively book #ventilation #worm screeches

cabingold

"in their trio, Percy and Grover are idiots and Annabeths the responsible one who always has to stop them :O"

a) in the Text Itself Annabeth is slightly more organized but still just as chaotic as the other two, don't be misogynistic and make her the motherly responsible one

b) why would you make this trio boring by taking away how weird they ALL are. this is the trio that found the missing god Pan after like a thousand years completely on a whim, because Grover saw a creepy tunnel in the ground and went "ah yeah it's got cool energy, lets just follow that". they killed medusa out of sheer desperation and then mailed her head to Olympus in spite. they bribed (BRIBED) charon into letting them into the underworld, but not before trying to convince him that they were all dead and had drowned in a bathtub (they were twelve.) they were the first heroes in years to go through the Sea of Monsters and good God did they make a fucking mess of it. they improvised their entire plan to send Kronos back to Tartarus ~10 seconds before the final battle and deployed it with zero verbal communication. like please it's not just one of them curbing the others from accidentally destroying the world, it's these three destroying the world together because they somehow make each others' ideas worse while other characters watch in pure undiluted fear. i just know titan-war-era chiron had to take anxiety medication every five seconds whenever these three were in a room together, bless

cryptidfuckery

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

greatmountainfloofsquatch

Could mean good things!

lets-nuke-it-from-orbit

Hey @evilwizard. So, you up to anything new lately?

evilwizard

haha it’s funny you ask

kerink

i just know grace and rocky are going to be linguistically unsalvageable after so long alone together in such a high stress environment.

the mixing of eridian and human languages (and not just english! even english speakers use phrases from other languages! youre telling me grace isnt c'est la vie-ing this entire goddamn trip?) and idioms and body language and various non-word sounds is going to be a sonic nightmare for humans and eridians alike.

in the short window of the story they've already morphed several, now multiply that across the entire trip!

i keep thinking about rocky picking up gesticulation from grace, but on erid it's the equivalent of a human talking with a hand in front of their mouth.

and i shudder to imagine all the scientific short hands they come up with to speed up research! hey rocky thanks for solving the astrophage problem too bad no one knows what the fuck you're trying to explain to us!

manners! social customs! they're fucked!

their shitty little culture of two

lilislegacy

the concept of percy and annabeth watching a marine life documentary together and annabeth is sobbing because the narrator is discussing climate change effects while sad music plays and percy is giggling because the octopus and shark have been calling each other sea slurs in almost all the footage

pjosource

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 2.01, I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals

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anyone got any ideas for stuff i can put on bracelets

ursam1n0r

……toad in a blender

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YESSSSSSS YESSS YESSSSS

obsessivebookwormalert

thr ashes of your enemies

flodaya

#biblically accurate percabeth

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only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

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there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

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I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

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GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

markscherz

I'm being overdramatic aren't i

lifeafterpsychiatry

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

teaboot

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

fostydosty

Does Sally Jackson ever flinch when her husband Paul raises his hand to grab something from the top shelf

Does she stop breathing when his arms lace around her to hug her from behind

Does she have to hold back a panic attack when she sees minotaur costumes on Halloween

Do they make her feel like she can’t breathe, like its hands are still wrapped around her neck, squeezing

Did her postpartum night-terrors wake the baby every night

Does she cry when Estelle spends the night at a friend’s house, worried she’ll never come home again

Does she cover her ears during thunderstorms

Does a tear roll down her cheek when she drives by an airport

Does she prefer to strain her eyes over getting reading glasses, because wearing them reminds her too much of being gaslit as a child

Can she even let Estelle attend public school, or have Percy’s stories about cannibal English teachers finally gotten to her

How does Paul comfort her

How could Paul comfort her

This wasn’t his world. He only half-understood it, and he wanted to understand it For Her.

Does Paul insist on cooking because he doesn’t want Sally to see him as the scumbag who made her do everything

Do Percy’s demonic enemies send Paul nightmares, trying to convince him to abandon his family

Does he brush his teeth in the car after a night out with friends, worried Sally will recoil at the scent of alcohol on his breath again

Does he keep (what Percy assures him is) a celestial bronze gun in his classroom, in case he needs to protect a student he suspects to be a demigod, even though all he can see is a watergun

Does the terror-stricken look in Sally’s eyes when he accidentally asks her for something—that Gabe always wanted—eat him up inside

Has he ever had to kill someone the mist made him think was his friend, in order to protect a demigod in his school

Do Sally’s nails dig into his back when she’s having nightmares again

Can he ever get the mental image of Percy killing Kelly right in front of him out of his head

Did Paul put Estelle back to bed at every midnight cry, to make sure Sally knew she wouldn’t be alone this time

Does she require hourly check-ins when he leaves the house, to make sure he hasn’t been kidnapped by any queens or giants, and that he hadn’t left her like Poseidon did

That he wasn’t just another tidal wave that would crash over her and wash away; that he would be her rock in the hurricane. The shield to her sword, a loving father to their children.

I shouldnt have opened that

That made it worse

I should sleep

But I already know i cant

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You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.

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