Loutre la Loutre

Théodore, 24, french, feel free to ask anything you wanna know. Vidya games & books lover.

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Everybody is playing Pokemon GO And I’m just here remembering the most epic fight of my childhood

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Dawn of War 3 is announced

Caution, blood, gore, violence and orks in the video.

Holy hell this trailer is beautiful, i sure hope the game will be as good.

The imagery of the trailer is awesome. Those howling banshees look great, The fight seems as visceral as...

ARE THOSE TITANS ?

My soul is sold, i will pay the price in blood. The Dawn of War is upon us.

For this is the 41st millenium, and in the grim darkness of a far future, there is only war.

(early gameplay found somewhere on the interwebz)

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Gamer’s April’s fool

Some are really doing an amazing work

Bohemia interactive released a perfume named “Eau de combat”, with an actual store page for it : https://store.bistudio.com/products/arma-eau-de-combat

Those guys are good

[mudfaerie]

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So i kept playing XCOM 2

I need to stop. This game is getting to me way too much

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XCOM 2 affects my sanity

See, there is this huge mass of muscles called a berserker This monster just punches people to oblivion and ALL I CAN SEE IS A DAMN MISUNDERSTOOD TSUNDERE

I need to make people understand. Monsters are girls too

God what have i done

[polyglotplatypus]

3 v important questions whats her name is she single can she be my waifu

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Dude chill i need to create her 7 evil ex-boyfriends now. Give me some time

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XCOM 2 affects my sanity

See, there is this huge mass of muscles called a berserker This monster just punches people to oblivion and ALL I CAN SEE IS A DAMN MISUNDERSTOOD TSUNDERE

I need to make people understand. Monsters are girls too

God what have i done

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If you’re wondering how advent took over earth and beat XCOM

Here a comic to make you understand

Totally what happened. TOTALLY i say

all rights to creator, even if this meme is old now

[shrimplydelicious]

“I’m finally going to write! I have a great idea!”

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Worst League of Legends joke i ever made so far

I don’t expect you to find the answer straight away. It’s really the worst thing i ever made

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XCOM2 is tough

i restarted and campaign and got whipped (not the sexy way)

then a friend sent me this

i’m still crying over this. My jimmies never been so unrustled

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First XCOM2 run over

R.I.P. :

sergeant Ludmila “Vixen” Dobrynina, hacker : death by snek hug caporal Lucas Lambert, grenadier : shot by advanced grunt caporal Charlie Thomas, wannabe medic : gutted by muton bayonet charge major Bridget “Whisper” Wallace, medic : death to tentacle monster (no kidding)

Plus the 2 idiots from the tutorial, but they do not count

Also mister @polyglotplatypus killed the last boss by remotely triggering a grenade with his psionic powers, that shit was hilarious

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Late late Xcom 2 reaction

Good job Firaxis, you did it

For those of you that do not understand, see picture below

Actual ingame enemy (viper), is a reptilian “she” with bewbz

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Otter just can’t stay up any longer…

Source: https://twitter.com/kiguru_e_mi/status/682800913380061184

[polyglotplatypus]

@loutrelaloutre that u

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Right now, yes

[dajo42]

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I’m not dead, i promise. I just lack inspiration for funny stuff. I’ll try my best to make something in the next days/weeks/centuries (gods give me something fast) hoping that i don’t fall into the trap of another anime

Also all rights to original manga, XxX-holic, pretty good i have to say

[micdotcom]

BREAKING: Several killed in series of attacks in Paris

11/13 4:55 PM ET — French police said at least 18 people were killed in a possible series of attacks in Paris, including a shooting at a restaurant in the city Friday night.  

The shooting, reportedly at the Le Petit Cambodge restaurant in the city’s 11th district, occurred at the same time reports of an explosion at a bar near Stade de France surfaced. Another shooting erupted a few minutes later near the Bataclan club. This is a developing story.

[micdotcom]

UPDATE 5:05 PM ET — At least 26 are being reported dead by the AP.

According to the Agence France-Presse, hostages were taken at Bataclan concert hall near the restaurant where the shooting occurred. Around 60 people were said to be in the concert hall. 

An explosion could be heard clearly at a bar near Stade de France during the soccer match between France and Germany.

This is a developing story.

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between 35-60 people are reported dead right now please, if you are in paris GET SOMEWHERE SAFE right now