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[nick-nonya]

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[egberts]

hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app

[egberts]

iPhone user WISH they had this

[star-mom-selkie]

everyone on android mobile stopped to do this after seeing the gif

[veepangwin]

posts that remind you to play with your balls(Android users only)

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[hiscutewittlekitty-deactivated2]

10 10 10

[apocalyptotyler]

Always reblog money cat

[babyanimalgifs]

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too 

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[bundibird]

Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”

[jacobtheloofah]

[karaokeiko]

god hes so hot i love his pixels

[ellrie]

just so y’all know

[fasterfood]

no

maybe

[kiroonsmoon]

Me, starting a new SDV save; This time, I WILL marry someone other than Sebastian.

Also me; hehe programmer emo boy go brrrr

[getstickbuggedlol]

[hourlymemes]

[bri-ecrit]

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

[stationelven]

fuck dude, there’s sure not

[r10t3r]

i see no difference

[blackreaders-assemble]

I laughed way too hard

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[trickytwitch]

1920s furry gangster: like nyah, see? >:3

[dairyqueenofficial]

*machine gun fire* OwO

[tboydivision-deactivated2022091]

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

[bulbiedorf]

Dear People Who Smoke

I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE. 

[bethany-sensei]

This may be news to some people, but this applies to marijuana too.

[elfyourmother]

shoutout to the vaping assholes who think none of this applies to them

[celiaro-bottomtext]

The Shaggy actor fought it for a cool two days and now he’s accepted his new role with open arms.

[i-am-a-fish]

me (a cowboy) (flirting): howdy

[saki-stranger-deactivated202108]

me (a cow) (flirting): moo