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Today's Document

Origami Around
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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wow dialovers bloody songs jacket is really nice i like it
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I JUST THOUGHT SUBARU ATE THE FUCKING ROSE OMFG
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It’s complete this time!! Enjoy!
(Translation made by 2.5 dimensional world)
*sound effects*
(notes)
[stuff they are thinking in their head]
translations:
Reiji: *sigh* this tea’s flavor really can’t be denied… The luxury that I can enjoy once a year. Like this, enjoying a cup of tea by myself in dawn, while everyone has fallen asleep… The time dedicated to my thoughts. I can’t help but to hope that the stupids in this mansion would never wake up Shu: Argh, then I’m sorry… I’m going to disturb you at this great timing… Reiji: Hm? …Shu. You really had to appear at such a bad timing… Hm. Thanks to you, the best time of thought and space turns out as the worst time for my thought and space. What is the matter, when you barely wake up for something so little once you fall asleep? Shu: it seems that I couldn’t sleep. Maybe because ‘that’ wasn’t in the bed Reiji: ‘that’? Shu: *groans* I feel weary. I’m going to sleep Reiji: Hang on! Please don’t sleep on the sofa. Shu: *asleep* Reiji: [This…!! Ten-thousand years asleep vampire!!] Shu!! You’re a nuisance! If you sleep here, my tea time will be spoiled! You’re a pain in my eyes, so go away and disappear! Shu: …*still sleeping* Reiji: He’s not waking up… Seriously this bastard… Hm. Haha. It’s fine then. You must be thinking that you wish to be killed by me. I shall grant that wish of yours. *grabs a knife out* if that’s decided, with this silver knife that I’ve taken care of every night and day, I’ll cut off that neck in one go. It’s your punishment for defiling my wonderful atmosphere. You may die while you’re still in the depth of your sleep… *walks towards Shu* Shu: Ngh…I can’t suck anymore… Reiji: ha… Just keep dreaming forever…Sakamaki Shu… Ayato: Ah!! Reiji: !? Kanato: to kill someone in their sleep…that’s not an enjoyable way of murder… Raito: Nff…maybe we disturbed something? Ayato: oi, don’t kill someone here, you idiot. Do it outside, outside! Idiot! Reiji: why are you people…you went back to your rooms since you were going to sleep Ayato: yeah, we went back. But we couldn’t sleep because we were too hungry. Raito: pfft, I wonder what you were planning to do in our sleep~… Kanato: if you’re going to kill someone, it’s much more fun if they’re awake. Wouldn’t you want to see them suffering? Ayato: Kanato. You’re seriously berserk. Raito: Eh~? But I can understand Kanato’s feelings Kanato: Ehehehe… Reiji: *sigh* Shu: *yawn* So noisy… Don’t make a fuss near me… Reiji: Oh, are you awake now? Shu: anyone would wake up in this noise. Tch… Ayato: hey, this place is the living room. It’s not Shu’s place, so don’t click your tongue! This is my place! Raito: it’s not your place either, Ayato Ayato: what? Everything in this house is mine!! Kanato: ah…I feel hungry… Shu: Hm? Kanato: I’ve…from a few moments ago… Ayato: Kanato…ah shit… Reiji: Hm? Kanato? What’s the matter? Kanato: I’m saying that I’m hungry!! For countless times, I’ve been trying to get the message over with my eyes!! But what does this mean!? Don’t joke around with me!!! Raito: Ahahaha, he’s really really pissed off~ Kanato: let me tell you. When I get hungry, I get so frustrated and irritated that even I don’t know what to do myself!! Shu: Ah…so noisy… Ayato: just calm down. If you go on like this, you’ll be even more hungry Kanato: Shut up!!! There’s no way that Ayato will understand my feelings!! Ayato: Augh shit, this is irritating. Oi Reiji, this is all your fault Reiji: Huh!? Please don’t mention any jokes. Besides, if you people didn’t say anything unnecessary… Kanato: *crying* I don’t care what it is…I don’t care what it is…so satisfy my stomach!!! Raito: *chuckle* Shu: *groans*…tch, shut up… Reiji: …fine, I understand. I understand, so please calm down! I’ll serve you my homemade meal, especially!! I am!! Shu: it’s not even special or anything at all… You’re always the one cooking for us Reiji: Shu!! Raito: *chuckle* anyway. We don’t want Kanato to wail and cry anymore, so can you be quick about the meal~? Reiji: Honestly…why do I have to do this…I will definitely kill them one day… Kanato: did you say something!? Reiji: here. This should solve the problem. Raito: Ahaha, so violent. If you do that, the pudding will lose its shape Reiji: there shouldn’t be any problems even if it looks bad, as long as it’ll satisfy Kanato. Ayato: here, this is fine, right, Kanato? Kanato: pudding…a sparkly sparkly pudding…!! Reiji: especially made by Sakamaki Reiji; a pudding with lots of iron, served with raspberry sauce Kanato: *starts eating* Reiji: Wait, say something at least! Such as saying that it looks delicious! Or saying thank you! Kanato: *ignores & continues to eat* Reiji: ignored!? Ayato: ha…well, at least he calmed down. Say Reiji. Don’t you have anything for us? Huh!? Reiji: why should I for yo-… Shu: I’m hungry… Ayato: yep, me too. Raito: yes, my stomach is empty too! Reiji: I don’t care less. Why don’t you cook yourself something? Ayato: if we’re allowed to do that, we would…but are you sure? We won’t guarantee anything about what’ll happen to the kitchen if we cook… Raito: I think so too. When we used the kitchen last time, wasn’t it Reiji that was raging like a demon? Shu: ah… That was because you guys exploded the kitchen… Ayato: we didn’t mean to explode it! We were just cooking! Reiji: how would a kitchen explode when you’re cooking!? Ha…tch. It can’t be helped. I’ll make your shares as a ‘special’ occasion Shu: ASAP~… Reiji: [I feel irritated for some reason…] but. Fine. I shall make you guys something! Kanato: I’m looking forward to it… Reiji: are you still planning to eat more!? Reiji: this should solve the problems! *crashes the dishes on the table* Raito: So violent~. You don’t even need to crash it on the table… Ayato: oh~! Even though Reiji complains, he sure is a good man! He made all of our favorite dishes! Thanks for the meal~!! *starts munching the dishes away* wow, these takoyaki (octopus balls) sure taste good! Raito: these macaroons are too♪ *eats one* mnn…so tasty… It tastes as good as the ones sold in Paris. Shu: *taking a bite* the steak…delicious… Reiji: [Wha…I unconsciously made the favorite dishes of theirs… This makes me like I’m your mother…!! Shit… I feel like cursing myself!!] Subaru: Oi!!! Reiji: !? [ha…that surprised me…] Oh, it’s Subaru… Subaru: you guys are so noisy, screeching!! I can’t sleep!! Reiji: Ah, I’m sorry for being a nuisance… But there’s no need to worry. Their stomachs must be satisfied, so… Subaru: oi, make something for me as well Reiji: huh? Subaru: I was woken up by these guys, and on the way here, the scent of the foods came to me, and now I feel hungry as well. Ayato: Huh? If you….eat during midnight…you’ll get fat…you know? *eating as he speaks* Reiji: that shouldn’t be said from that mouth of yours!! Subaru: tch, hurry up! My stomach is rapidly feeling empty! Reiji: hah. I refuse. I had no choice before, but I do not wish to stand in the kitchen continuously. Subaru: Ah!? Reiji: I won’t do anything even if you put danger onto me. If I say no I-… Subaru: *breaks the dishes storer* Reiji: !? Raito: whoops, the dish storer gained a huge hole~. Thanks to that, I can see the moon so well Shu: nn…so cold… Subaru: oi. Want me to do more? Ah? I don’t mind if I break all the walls in this house Ayato: Oi oi, stop it there. The haunted mansion will become even worse Shu: don’t break the house, because then our father will crack up at us…what a bother… Reiji: our father…!? That is… Fine it can’t be helped. I’ll make it for you. Subaru: ASAP, okay? Reiji: you should wash your neck and stay there obediently! Raito: *chuckle* he complains like that, be he sure is good at taking care of us~… Reiji: Raito!! Did you say something? Raito: No~? Not at all *chuckle* Reiji: This is it!! Subaru: Ah? What’s with that attitude!? And what the heck is this? Reiji: ha! You always say that you don’t have any favorite dishes. Therefore I made a dish using what’s leftover. Ayato: huh? What is it…pasta? Raito: it’s carbonara…what Reiji likes Reiji: yes. Even if you say that you’re hungry, you barely eat much everyday. So I thought that you wouldn’t eat the majority of it, so I thought that so that I can eat the leftovers, I made carbonara. Subaru: Stuff you, you made this gooey dish. Reiji: indeed. So I recommend you not to ea-… Subaru: *eats* Reiji: you’re going to eat it!? Subaru: *eating* Kanato: it smells nice… Can I have some…? Subaru: just take some and eat it (eating as he talks) Kanato: yes… Thanks. Thanks for the meal… Reiji: Hey! Make sure you save some for me!! Subaru: huh? Why do we need to care? (eating & talking) Reiji: Uwaa!! Eating that much at one time!! I made extra, so at least save a bi-… Kanato: it was a great supper Ayato: Uwa…he ate it in that one moment… Hehehe Reiji: [how is this…eating that much with just these two…] Subaru: well. It didn’t taste so bad Reiji: …why didn’t you save my share!? Today’s carbonara was the best that I’ve made!! Subaru: there should be any problems. You made it for me, so who cares about what I do with it? Don’t complain. Reiji: …!!! Raito: huh~… Our stomach has been satisfied, and the moon can be viewed beautifully here. Ayato: Yep. We’re finally satisfied Shu: I agree Reiji: yes, that’s right. You people must have your organs full. Thanks to me. So quic-… Shu: hn… Ayato: I feel sleepy now Kanato: good night~… Reiji: hang on!! Where do you think you guys are going to sleep!? I’m planning on having a cup of tea to calm my senses! Go back to your rooms now!! Ayato: Ngh….it’s too bothersome. Who cares if we sleep here. Raito: *yawns* looking at the moon from here is another entertainment… Haa…sleepy…. Reiji: don’t actually go into sleep!! Kanato: *sniffing* I’m so sleepy…but it’s so noisy… Reiji: ~!!! Who do you think you people are!? Subaru: what the hell. Feeling sleepy after eating a dish. Aren’t you guys a vampire? The creature of darkness! Reiji: indeed. Being happy eating things that humans would eat. And then go into sleep? Ha! That’s impossible for me. Subaru: if we’re vampires…it needs to be ‘that’…to satisfy us. Isn’t that how we should be? Reiji: yes. Obviously…blood that we suck out from the lady’s neck… If it’s not that, our thirst and desire shouldn’t be satisfied… Subaru: ha, sweet, aren’t you. Reiji: what do you mean!? Subaru: sucking blood from the neck is too cliched. And the taste of blood is too thick, so it doesn’t suit me. Reiji: is your statement supposed to bring me onto your argument? Subaru: I’m just saying that the old man’s and my hobbies are different. Reiji: o…old man? My age and yours don’t differ much!
Subaru: ha! Then your sense of taste must by like an old man! You’re mo different to your freaking old man. I’ve gotta argue that blood is the best when it’s from the woman’s ankle. And while you’re doing that, you can see how much the woman is resisting… Shu: ha…hahaha… Reiji: Shu! Weren’t you asleep? Shu: no…I found Subaru’s ‘kiddy blood sucking class’ Subaru: what, ‘kiddy’, you say!? Shu: if you describe Reiji as an old man, then I’m an old man too. Then the conclusion is that you’re just a mere kid. Therefore ‘kiddy’. Subaru: …!! Shu: I guess I get why you say ‘kids should drink from the ankle’ Subaru: ‘the hell… Then from where do you prefer? Shu: me? Well… I think chest. I prefer it when you tear the widest blood vessel near their heart… The blood that you gain from there is so sweet, just like syrup… Subaru: ha, like I said, the hobbie of an old man! Shu: say that it’s a way that adults enjoy. You kiddo Reiji: okay, okay! Stop arguing! If you’re going to continue, do it elsewhe-… Raito: for me…I can only think blood sucking from the thighs as the best… Sucking from the lady’s second softest part of the body, I feel like the fat there comes wrapped around in the blood…hehe… Subaru: tch…Raito, you woke up as well? Raito: it’s because I was at rest, but you started to talk about something so interesting…my eyes are wide awake now Reiji: then please get out of this place! You have each been given a luxurious room. Kanato: *sniffing* so noisy… I can’t sleep… I can’t sleep because of you guys!!! Teddy…my Teddy is also saying that he can’t sleep…and is raging!!! Reiji: !?…please don’t surprise me so suddenly!! Kanato: I…I…I’m nit interested in one single part like neck…or ankle…or chest…or thighs…!!! What I really like is…fingers…and in addition, I like the pinky, which seems like you can bite it off… Subaru: that must have an ending like…eating that pinky off as well Kanato: hehehehehe…if it turns out like that…it’s twice delicious… Shu: ugh…I’ll take a pass on human meat… Raito: same here. Taking out the bones will be bothersome! If I were to eat it, it needs to be properly seasoned! Reiji: yes yes, I don’t care about meat or bones, so now that you’ve woken up, please get ou-… Ayato: isn’t it obviously the nape of the neck? If you’re going to suck blood. I don’t prefer alot coming at once. And also because the blood is quite thin Reiji: Ayato…even you… Subaru: but isn’t that unsatisfactory? You don’t feel like you drink much… Ayato: no? Because you can have more. Reiji: well, I understand that Ayato prefers quantity over quality. So you… Shu: seriously, all you guys don’t understand a thing… Reiji: Shu…please don’t bring back the topic… Kanato: *sniffing* uu…what do you mean by we don’t understand? That is…so cruel… It was…the answer that….Teddy and I…came up with…but why are you denying it…? Raito: exactly! Chest is just as standard as much as a neck is. Well at least, maybe the eldest of Sakamaki brothers have to stay in that old fashion way. Shu: Trying to bring on a fight? You don’t know anything about going through deeply into every part and choosing standard, do you, you wanna be pervert. Raito: ‘wanna be pervert’…? ‘wanna be’, you said? Reiji: yes yes, who cares if you’re a ‘wanna be’. A pure pervert is just plain disgusting. So everyone, quickly… Ayato: this is irritating…that statement that sounds like you’re looking down on me. I don’t care if you’re the eldest or not, but I’m the coolest and strongest in this household, you know!? Shu: ha…you’re so geeky Ayato: what? Subaru: like you said, he is geeky… Fighting over who’s the top and strongest? So worthless… Ayato: what did you say…!? Trying to bring on a fight!? Subaru: I don’t mind. Since I’ve eaten to my fullest, there’s alot of energy in me. Let me use it up at least… Reiji: so short tempered… Are you listening to what others are saying? I’ve been saying to you all to get out of here, right now!! Raito: *chuckle* if you want to get rid of us, maybe you need to do that violently~? Reiji: Ha? Kanato: this is cruel… He wants to get rid of us… We’ve been told that we can stay here…but there aren’t even any place for Teddy and I… Reiji: hey, I haven’t mentioned a single word like that! I was simply trying to say go to your room and good nigh-… *things crashing* Raito: oh whoops, it’s started… Ayato: ha! You destroyer. You’re not going to scare me even if you crash your surroundings. *things breaking & crashing* Subaru: ha, such a idiot! You’re always a naked king! No one ever thinks of you as great or strong!! Ayato: what did you say…!? *things crashing and booming* Reiji: wait…the mansion! The mansion will fall apart!! Shu! You’ve said that father is coming home!! Please stop this! Shu: *sigh* what a bother… Reiji: it’s not a bother!! Raito: well, isn’t it going to be hard stopping the two? *stuff booms and crashes in the background* Raito: apart from that… Shu? Let’s continue with the topic previously raised. Shu: huh? What do you mean by topic? Raito: about me being a ‘wanna be pervert’~… I’d like some explanations… Shu: oh, about that… You don’t give up on things so easily do you? Raito: Hm~, I get told that alot! Come on…tell me the reason. According to the reasoning…I won’t forgive you. Reiji: !! These two start a fight here as well!! Please just stop this already!! Kanato: *crying* why is everyone… So noisy…so noisy…I can’t understand!!! Reiji: you’re noisy enough yourself too! Kanato: so…that’s the reason why you’re planning to get rid of us from here…? Reiji: get rid of…!? Maybe it could’ve been interpreted that way Kanato: you admitted it. You just admitted it, didn’t you? That you we’re trying to get rid of us…!!!! Reiji: agh!! So what if I was!! I was just hoping to have a cup of tea by myself! Kanato: Shut up!! Now that it has come to this, you better be ready… Teddy, this is the very cause of the evil. You don’t need to worry about after effects. Reiji: ugh, why, why does it have to come out this way!? Kanato: teddy… Go!!! Reiji: hey, don’t attack me with your gear!! Agh, I’ve had enough!!! I don’t care about what happens later!!!
HOLY SHIT
i can tell when your body’s peaked with arousal…
Raito Sakamaki in Episode 4