❝ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT❞ SENTENCE MEME
“Well, you do the best with what you have. I have lemons, I make lemonade. But I hate the lemonade business, I hate the grind. You have to grind so many fucking lemons!”
“I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.”
“I suppose I’m buy-curious.”
“Yeah… if I was in charge that would’ve been my first move too.”
“Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born.”
“Why don’t we just take an ad out in ‘I’m Poor’ magazine?’
“A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy.”
“I had to, it’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.”
“I’m not going anywhere. All your water’s doing is whetting my appetite for protest!”
“I mean, how do you not have sex with me?”
“You know, say what you will about America, but thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.”
“I use one adjective to describe myself, what is it?”
“Here’s some money, go see a star war.”
“She’s right though, you probably are a homosexual.”
“I got the worst fucking attorneys.”
“Oh, she thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.”
“If you give someone permission to use a tissue, you can’t be upset if they blow their nose!”
“Apparently you were the last person to see her… alive. Or around town or whatever.”
“Is this a business decision, or is it personal? Because if it’s business, I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.”
“There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.”
