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aquilacalvitium

Write it badly or it'll never be written

aquilacalvitium

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

prguitarman

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prguitarman

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

palindromordnilap-deactivated20

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

zmpl

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

vinegarss

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this

alliekills

ice agents are all soulless losers idc idc idcccc what their reasons are. you should be prepared to die, sell your body, sell your house, sell your car—sell everything you have before selling your soul for 30k “per catch” and a chance to be remembered as someone’s most frightening memory prior to having their life ruined or taken. you are not desperate for money, you’re desperate to justify your hatred and your loyalties to an arbitrary entity of nationalism without equity or liberation. soulless creatures, all of them.

socialistfremenist

myheartflutters

The Original Astronomical Ring can be found HERE

mockramblings

That, dear friends, is a sixteenth-century fidget spinner.

kaijuvsgiantrobotsvsme

YO.

I need me like ten of these.

nispakk13

Ommmmgggg

monroejigsaw

Omg I need one of these 😮

kikos-tachi

We've had biblically accurate rings since the 16th century, and I'm only finding out about this NOW?!

oleskyfm

wakingfromthewater

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

leebrontide

Ok the US Attorney General says that she will remove ICE if MN drops all our sanctuary laws, complies with ICE, hands over all our SNAP, Medicaid and voter rolls. They demand control over our voter registration so they can "ensure free and fair elections".

They want to control our elections.

I am dead serious people call your representatives. Get volunteering. Get protesting. Get LOUD.

They released a letter full of straight up lies. Spread the truth. MAKE NOISE.

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