Love All, Take All

My children have scales

[swoletergeist]

file snakes might be one of the funniest animals alive

[swoletergeist]

they look like old puppets made out of socks

[yungbara]

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

[i-raised-you-danker-than-this]

well have i got some news for you

[noscope-nohope]

The most perfect marshmallow fluff

[bitsnbows]

Being this cute should be illegal

[thenatsdorf]

“Mmmuah!” [note: turn on sound]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Itsssdanielle)

[post--grad]

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

[sizvideos]

Video

[passive-bussy]

Note taken

[chokesngags]

Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas.

[crazycritterlife]

Holy shit, its like terminator bear

[zooophagous]

Fun fact, a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. Now if they replaced all the horses in the Kentucky Derby with bears, things would get a lot more interesting.

[real-faker]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

[thatmostlyblogblog]

Bear?

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[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Thank you, Avatar fandom.

[hellsbells9]

Post hijacked by Avatar fandom this made my day

[snarent]

look at this silly noodle!

[the-dodo]

Isn’t it satisfying when big cats fit perfectly in small boxes?

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[pulpfiction]

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

[krabby-kronicle]

[zvch-jumper]

Oh hi, handsome!

[the-tree-line]

pls spare 45 seconds for my adorable son

[nigeltheball]

I would spare 45,000 seconds for him

[the-tree-line]

next vid: 12.5 hour film of callie

[citrusnoodle-deactivated2020120]

[i-m-snek]

Trying to get some Halloween pics of Thresh now that he shed.. and I just..

Thresh…

SQUISH