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Blog Moved!!
As the titles and the url state, I’ve moved Cerys. I’m moving her simply because I tend to be on my multimuse more, so with that in mind, you can find little Cerys at @intermcrtuos!
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As the titles and the url state, I’ve moved Cerys. I’m moving her simply because I tend to be on my multimuse more, so with that in mind, you can find little Cerys at @intermcrtuos!
- starter call from your friendly neighborhood trash panda
loveborneties:
“Ah, I don’t mind sir. Truth be told, you remind me of my Papa in the way you speak…oh, no, I can’t have those, I’m sorry. I came here to meet you, actually…you seemed so interesting….”
“Oh? is that so?” Ripter placed down his box and gave the other his full attention. His wings folding. “Ah, many do find me interesting.. But that can be a good thing… or a bad thing,” the gargoyle chuckled in his own amusement. “Do you desire to chat? Visit my place? I have many animals. And I do have a large garden in the back yard!” The undead would have no problems talking to people who meant no harm.
“Oh, yes.” She replied with an excited nod. “I’ve never seen someone quite like you. I mean...I grew up with statues rather similar looking, but never one that could actually converse with me.” The girl seemed so excited as she talked, bright green eyes gleaming brightly. How exciting this all was! “You have animals? Like the little pets that humans keep? And a garden! Oh, I would so love to see them!” She stopped, realizing that perhaps she was getting ahead of herself. “If that’s alright, of course...”
loveborneties:
“If you need any help, just let me know, alright my darling?”
Of course he’d want the kids to eat actual food. It made sense, after all. Though their sweet son was a half breed, he could still eat normal food. Besides that, Levi and Alice didn’t have any special dietary needs. Humming quietly, she pulled a bit of yarn and needles out of her pocket space and continued to work on a rather long scarf. How long had she been working on it? Since before she met Edward, that was for sure.
“ Ouch, are you doubting my ability to cook for my family on my own? “
A light teasing tone in his voice, and he chuckled a little. Fingers touching one last time the face of his wife, stroking along her cheeks, before he then turned to get to the kitchen.
“ Don’t worry, I’ll handle it just fine my love. “
And there he started rummaging through the cubboards, searching for everything he needed. Softly humming to himself.
She couldn’t help but giggle at the way he spoke. Always such a tease. Joke after joke. It was one of the things she so loved about him. Though, she couldn’t deny the fact that she loved everything about him. On duty and off. He was her Edward.
And he was perfect.
“Alright, alright, my sweet. I’ll let you handle it.”
Even after so long, it was still hard for her to adjust to things like this. Being pampered. Being his queen. It was all so much.
Sometimes she still doubted she deserved it.
loveborneties:
Oh, now he seemed so upset. How could she tell him no-? Wait…they seemed to be about the same age, right? Wasn’t Lucian always telling her to make friends her own age instead of a grouchy old man like him? This was the perfect chance! Lucian would understand! And she wouldn’t even have to tell the prime elders!
Feeling his tail, a light blush spread across her features and she looked away. She really couldn’t deny him at this point, could she?
“Alright, alright. I’ll play with you.”
Her words left with more laughter than one would expect from someone in her situation. A small purr left her throat and she found herself- confused on where the sound came from, but happy about the situation. Happy to make a friend. Even if he was a little fish prince. Though they couldn’t see each other often, it would be nice to at least be able to call each other that.
Friend.
“What would you like to play first, Lazarus? I’m unfamiliar with most games…especially those of the waterfront creatures. You’ll teach me, won’t you?”
Wait- She said yes? Smile instantly bloomed on his face, eyes sparkling- Especially at the noise she made! The silly rumbling he thought only he could make– Thus he makes the same noise back at her, his fish friends moving behind him then as he swims a quick circle around her. He was excited!
“Oh! Oh! I don’t know how fast you can swim but we play ‘Gotcha!’ One is the getter and has to chase everyone else- Once they touch you you’re the getter and you have to touch someone else!”
Lazarus wiggled in his delight, head turning to look back at his friends for a moment. Though- Their bubbling made him stick his tongue out at them and huffed, looking back at Cerys.
“I can totally use magic to make her able to breathe underwater! But we can play on the surface too you worry slugs! They’re such shrimps! Worrying about something so small.. Unless- You don’t wanna play that- I can find something else! We can dive for clams! Or- I think we can play hide and find me! We can keep it within a smaller area so it’s not so hard!”
Oh, he was so cute when he was happy. The blonde listened intently as he told her about the game he enjoyed playing. Though, when the subject of magic came up she couldn’t help but giggle.
“That’s nothing to worry about. Water magic under the sea god is something all high priestess must learn. I won’t be any burden under what at all. So you lovely creatures have nothing to worry about.”
She really sounded like a mother, didn’t she? Ugh, how boring. She was still young! No way she was turning into an old lady yet! Especially not before she found the source of whatever tied her to the waterfront.
“I’ll let you pick, alright? You know these games so much better than I, after all. Whatever you like, we can do.”
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“Oh, dear me I must refuse that you leave. It is rather late and traveling around the waterfront at this hour is all but suicide. You may rest here for the night, get your fill of food and water...we’ll even provide you with supplies should you need them. But I must ask that tomorrow you’ll be gone from the Sunken Temple...the creatures of the waterfront don’t take too kindly to those not raised within the temple...”
If she knew any better, she wouldn’t be saying such things about humans and the creatures. She was no human, though she was unaware of this fact. All she knew of her life was the temple and the surrounding walls. And the waterfront. Where a voice kept beckoning for her to come find it. Some missing part of herself. Of her life.
Quickly, the small woman turned and her veil and skirt fluttered in the wind. She walked back inside, the other priests and priestesses ushering the other to follow before the young woman stopped. Looking back at him she gave a smile one wouldn’t think possible from someone like her.
“Well then...are you coming?”
loveborneties:
“N-no you’ve done nothing wrong, my child, I promise.”
Act like you’re supposed to. Perhaps that will help him understand the situation. She’s the High Priestess. This is far worse than anything she’s ever done. Go out on her own, sure. Go swimming and speak with the waterfront creatures, no big deal. But speak with the prince of the waterfront creatures? Oh gods, they’d have her head!
“I was given express instruction not to speak to you without the permission of your father. Breaking such a rule may alter the relationship between the waterfront and the Sunken Temple.”
He wanted to play. Oh, how she’d longed to do things like that as a child. Even now, she wished for it. However…such things were forbidden. As the High Priestess she was to be content with her situation. She’d been abandoned after all, by whatever scum decided to call himself her father.
The temple was her home and the priesthood was her family. If she were taken from them for something like this…gods she’d never be able to forgive herself.
“I do so wish we could play, dear prince. But such things are expressly prohibited by your father.”
“What?! Dad did?!”
Cheeks puff out instantly, fins all flaring and flattening repeatedly. How mean! His dad wasn’t that mean was he?! Maybe it was a misunderstanding- Surely his dad wouldn’t–! Lost in those thoughts he began to huff and pout like a child, hands grasping long hair and tugging on it. She’d been so nice- Now she sounded so damn stiff-! Just like those others at home! He didn’t want that! He didn’t like stiff people!
“Well my dad can hush! If he gets mad I’ll take the blame! I want to play! I want to make a new friend! And if your human people get mad I’ll splash them!”
Noting his stubborn personality was showing itself, his fish friends all brushed past the girl, seeming to rub against her in an almost friendly manner. They knew their prince, he didn’t take such news well at all. Others being told they couldn’t do something for the stupidest reasons- It was like his own people telling him he wasn’t allowed to leave home! Nonsense!
“Let’s play! The sun is shining all warm and the water is gentle-”
As if to encourage her to stay, he shifts himself- Soft pink tail curling around just enough that his tailfin nudges her back.
“I don’t– Have friends out of the water- I want one- Then you can tell me things about land-beings! And I can tell you about sea people!”
Oh, now he seemed so upset. How could she tell him no-? Wait...they seemed to be about the same age, right? Wasn’t Lucian always telling her to make friends her own age instead of a grouchy old man like him? This was the perfect chance! Lucian would understand! And she wouldn’t even have to tell the prime elders!
Feeling his tail, a light blush spread across her features and she looked away. She really couldn’t deny him at this point, could she?
“Alright, alright. I’ll play with you.”
Her words left with more laughter than one would expect from someone in her situation. A small purr left her throat and she found herself- confused on where the sound came from, but happy about the situation. Happy to make a friend. Even if he was a little fish prince. Though they couldn’t see each other often, it would be nice to at least be able to call each other that.
Friend.
“What would you like to play first, Lazarus? I’m unfamiliar with most games...especially those of the waterfront creatures. You’ll teach me, won’t you?”
@dragonknightsworn
To hear that there was a visitor coming to the temple was absolutely wonderful to the small priestess. They’d gotten them in the past, sure, but things were different now. She was the head priestess! That meant that she got to see to them personally! Oh, she was so excited, she could hardly stand it.
As she ran down the stairs, a few of the older priests and priestesses beckoned for her to calm down. A deep breath was taken and she held her skirt of as she walked, much like one would expect royalty to.
Upon reaching the main room, a nod was given to the others and the door was open. She held her scepter carefully and looked over the stranger.
“Greetings, I am Lady Destal of the Sunken Temple…what can we do for you, my child?”
Ron wasn’t honestly sure where he was, but the swordsman didn’t let that bother him. The swordsman didn’t let it bother him. He was in a new world, and the adventurer in him just couldn’t pass on such chance. To explore a whole new world. That was something he just couldn’t miss. Searching around for the chance to see his first adventure in this world. Hearing something about a Sunken Temple. He was quite curious in all honestly. Figuring he try there first to see what he could find. Of course there was someone he had to find. He wanted a adventure, but he would not forget his duty. After a few days of traveling, he found the temple he had been looking for. Moving towards it, he saw someone was running down the steps. It was a girl, almost like she was the priestess or something similar. “Exploring, and in all honestly I’m looking for someone. You haven’t heard anything about a mage clad in purple throwing various objects of pure randomness,”
What kind of question was that...? Here she’d been expecting a new member of their temple. Or perhaps someone that would give her the chance to leave for a short time. Yet- she found only a boy wanting to explore. Shaking her head slowly, she took a step back, allowing her gown to hit the ground beneath her once more.
“I’m afraid to say that we cannot help you in finding this person. We’re cut off from the world around us and now only of the things that the waterfront creatures tell us. Is this really all you desire, my child?”
How annoying. She got her hopes up and it was just- this! She wanted so desperately to leave, if only for a short time, to try and find what tugged in her heart. That longing for a world much different than the one she now called home. Her grip on her scepter tightened slightly and the bottom of her gown seemed to float up on its own.
“If this is all you seek, then you must move on. The Sunken Temple is not to be trifled with by the likes of humans from the outside. So unless there is something else, I must ask you to leave, my child.”
Not the warmest thing to say, but the others were watching. If she said anything else, then...well, she’d probably get in trouble.
loveborneties:
Her expression fell almost immediately. The prince. She’d been told specifically never to interact with him without permission from his father. She shook her head slowly and moved back a bit. She wasn’t afraid of him. Of course not. He was far too cute and sweet for her to be frightened. No…she was afraid of his father.
Her legs would’ve been shaking if not for the fact that they were in the water. This was bad. Gods, what would the others say if they knew she’d broken the king’s one rule with their communications?
“P-please…my prince, do not speak of our meeting to your father, I beg of you. I didn’t mean to bother you, I merely wished to investigate the noise which I heard…”
This was bad. Oh gods she was going to be in so much trouble if any of them found out! And yet- the feeling in her chest merely grew. No, now wasn’t the time for that. She was so scared. Something bad was going to happen.
“I’ll be taking me leave…I apologize. Forgive me…”
“Did I– Do wrong–?”
The moment she looked anything but happy the prince became worried. He hadn’t interacted with many humans– So it was hard for him to know if he said or did something bad. It was almost painful sometimes..
“Huh? Dad? I don’t think he’ll care that I’m talking to a human- Then again I didn’t tell him about the last few I saw either– Or the net I got caught in– … Or the fact I like going to the beach.. Wow I don’t tell him much-”
Thoughtful expression came to his face and he was quick to laugh– Until he heard her speak on leaving. Instantly he looks as if he’s going to cry and once a pearl falls from an eye he whines softly. He didn’t want this new friend to go- Was being prince a bad thing? If so- He’ll never tell another human again!
“Please don’t go- You just got here- It would be a waste to go now, besides! Aren’t– Aren’t people supposed to like– Play together when they become friends? C’mon! My friends don’t bite! Nor do I!”
As if to prove his point, he grasps one of his fish friends and nudges their mouth open to show that they, in fact, had no teeth to bite with. Of course said friend got upset and hid within his hair again after that.. Still! He even showed he had no sharp teeth with which to bite her!
“N-no you’ve done nothing wrong, my child, I promise.”
Act like you’re supposed to. Perhaps that will help him understand the situation. She’s the High Priestess. This is far worse than anything she’s ever done. Go out on her own, sure. Go swimming and speak with the waterfront creatures, no big deal. But speak with the prince of the waterfront creatures? Oh gods, they’d have her head!
“I was given express instruction not to speak to you without the permission of your father. Breaking such a rule may alter the relationship between the waterfront and the Sunken Temple.”
He wanted to play. Oh, how she’d longed to do things like that as a child. Even now, she wished for it. However...such things were forbidden. As the High Priestess she was to be content with her situation. She’d been abandoned after all, by whatever scum decided to call himself her father.
The temple was her home and the priesthood was her family. If she were taken from them for something like this...gods she’d never be able to forgive herself.
“I do so wish we could play, dear prince. But such things are expressly prohibited by your father.”
"You're probably uh- wondering where I've been for the past ten years. I uh- got kinda caught up in stuff working for my cousin and i ended up going to prison... but I'm here now if that counts for anything." - Integra
“No, I really didn’t care.”
You know just how to make — — my heart BEAT faster Emotional earthquake — — bring on disaster
loveborneties:
“Oh, no you silly dear…my title is Lady. My name is Cerys, though. I’ll allow you to call me that if you so wish.”
She gave a gentle smile to the stranger, however. Why’d she have to act like a priestess all the time? Sometimes she just wanted to have fun! Especially since she was making a new friend now. Or, at least she hoped she would be. Relaxing slightly, she brushed back a bit of her loose hair.
“The Sunken Temple is just a name. We reside on the waterfront and have regular communions with the king. I’m currently the head priestess there, actually. I took over for Elder Verim.”
Maybe she’s talking too much. It was her understanding that all of the waterfront creatures new of the temple. After all, they worked in tandem with the king and praised the water god whom looked over all of them. Perhaps she’d explain it to him later.
“It’s so nice to meet you, dear Lazarus.”
“But– Aren’t all females– Ladies?”
How confusing.. Though knowing to call her ‘Cerys’ was better than him messing it up. Human stuff was weird. Though, he supposed that merpeople stuff was weird to them so.. It was just a big jumble of weird. Even as she explained the whole temple that wasn’t actually sunk but somehow sunken thing to him he just– Cocked his head to the side and blinked. It seemed his friends were figuring it out much faster than him..
“Ah-”
A rainbow of fish seemed to form a line before him, all blowing bubbles at him at different intervals like they were conversing with the prince. Blue eyes blinked down at him, pupils narrowing just a little before dilating fully. He really didn’t understand it as they explained it either-
“M-My title isn’t dear– It’s prince-”
Honestly now he was just confused and the flaring of his fin-ears paired with his expression showed just that.
Her expression fell almost immediately. The prince. She’d been told specifically never to interact with him without permission from his father. She shook her head slowly and moved back a bit. She wasn’t afraid of him. Of course not. He was far too cute and sweet for her to be frightened. No...she was afraid of his father.
Her legs would’ve been shaking if not for the fact that they were in the water. This was bad. Gods, what would the others say if they knew she’d broken the king’s one rule with their communications?
“P-please...my prince, do not speak of our meeting to your father, I beg of you. I didn’t mean to bother you, I merely wished to investigate the noise which I heard...”
This was bad. Oh gods she was going to be in so much trouble if any of them found out! And yet- the feeling in her chest merely grew. No, now wasn’t the time for that. She was so scared. Something bad was going to happen.
“I’ll be taking me leave...I apologize. Forgive me...”
loveborneties:
The small priestess had been out for her usual swim. She sat on the shore getting ready for her this when she heard the noise. Someone was calling to her…? She couldn’t recall the last time she’d spoken with one of the creatures of the waterfront. A month or two? Yes, their dear king only wished their true communes to be brief and far apart. So, in hearing this, her ears perked up slightly.
“Hello…?”
Her response was cautious, but excited. She’d been told to stay away from any creatures she didn’t know, but…she just couldn’t help herself. Shedding her robe to be in only her swimming suit, she dove into the water and tried to make her way over. A new friend!
Ah, but there was that feeling again. The tugging in her chest she’d felt. Perhaps she just longed to be in the water. That had to be. As she approached the strange boy, she gave a smile and a small wave, treading the water carefully.
“Ah, you’re one of the waterfront creatures! Oh, goodness, you’re so beautiful!”
That’s not how you’re supposed to act, Cerys.
“Pardon…I’m Lady Destal of the Sunken Temple…it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“Hey guys, it’s okay- The human looks friendly!”
The blond spoke softly towards the water as the human made their way over to him. Of course his friends weren’t so quick to trust even their prince’s word on that- They were very skittish little fish. Regardless, he beams brightly and his fin-ears flare out in his excitement. The moment he’s complimented, however, his cheeks burn red and he looks away sheepishly.
“I-I’m– Th-Thank you..~”
Ear-fins laid back down to hide amongst his hair, his friends finally moving from his golden locks to swim around the source of his embarrassment. It wasn’t often he was complimented like that by someone who wasn’t one of his people. It felt– Nice.
“Sunken Temple? Did you sink it? I haven’t seen any temple- Maybe my dad will know if I ask him! Oh-! I’m Lazarus by the way! Nice to meet you Lady!”
But of course most titles were lost to the prince- Minus, of course, that which he and his father possessed.
“Oh, no you silly dear...my title is Lady. My name is Cerys, though. I’ll allow you to call me that if you so wish.”
She gave a gentle smile to the stranger, however. Why’d she have to act like a priestess all the time? Sometimes she just wanted to have fun! Especially since she was making a new friend now. Or, at least she hoped she would be. Relaxing slightly, she brushed back a bit of her loose hair.
“The Sunken Temple is just a name. We reside on the waterfront and have regular communions with the king. I’m currently the head priestess there, actually. I took over for Elder Verim.”
Maybe she’s talking too much. It was her understanding that all of the waterfront creatures new of the temple. After all, they worked in tandem with the king and praised the water god whom looked over all of them. Perhaps she’d explain it to him later.
“It’s so nice to meet you, dear Lazarus.”
※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. XII ※
starters from jenna’s 11 most recent videos! feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! more jenna sentences
I TRIED FOLLOWING A JAMES CHARLES MAKEUP TUTORIAL
“This is me inviting myself to a party that no one invited me to.”
“It’s gonna get super… probably worse.”
“Nothing says beauty guru quite like a white and black checkered flannel shirt.”
“It’s gonna be okay, alright? You’re gonna find your person.”
“Oh, bitch, that does not work for me.”
“When did you make that?”
“Oh, my old-ass skin is crying.”
“I’ll just use my kit of brushes that I accidentally lit on fire one time.”
“My too much gene is very excited right now.”
“Don’t know what those numbers mean.”
“Oh no… oh no, it’s gonna get worse and worse.”
“Something doesn’t fucking add up, okay…?”
“I look like a half-eaten apple on a road trip.”
“Bless you and your young, beautiful skin, cause this is not a good look for me.”
“Look me in my eye right now. If you were sitting next to me, and we were just having girl chat, and I was like, does this look okay? You better be like, bitch, no.”
“2018 needs to be the year of all the eyebrow elitists to just fucking stop it and understand that my eyebrows are never gonna do what yours do.”
“How do you guys not make a mess when you do this?”
“Oh my god, I have that…! Just kidding, I don’t have that.”
“Does this look like an M441? Fuck, I don’t know what an M441 looks like…!”
“What you’re not gonna do is verbally abuse me during this process.”
“I feel like this is going bad.”
“Is this too far? I don’t know when to stop. You know I don’t know when to stop…!”
“I look like I need to go to the doctor really badly… today…”
“I’m an artist, and I invented this.”
“How do you stop yourself?”
“It’s just so fucking beautiful…”
“That doesn’t look too hot, uh-oh.”
“If you saw me, would you call the police?”
“I just want to hug him, is he okay…?”
“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”
“I really tried my best, and I think it looks good.”
GIVING MY BOYFRIEND A BRAZILIAN BLOWOUT
“Don’t start sentences and not finish them, I hate it.”
“Say the word escape.”
“No, no no no no no no no, get out…!”
“Here’s what you’re doing, you’re saying, here are my buttons. Push them. And I’m sitting here like, I like buttons.”
“If you do that in the other room, I will film it, you little shit.”
“I went upstairs to go get my brush, and he was standing there with absolutely no bottoms on, and said, you gotta be bottomless to get to the top.”
“Some will say it’s a success story, some will say it’s a lifestyle.”
“Can you ever just sit still, I’m doing your hair…!”
“I care about you so much, but I don’t know how to help you.”
“Whatever the story is you’re telling, I know it’s a lie.”
“I’m actually highkey impressed with myself, I thought this was gonna sort of end badly.”
“I don’t know how hairdressers have any patience for people like that.”
“I decided I don’t like doing your hair.”
“Damn, girl, you fucking did it, it looks so good…!”
“I wanted to nitpick it, but it looks goddamn fantastic.”
“Don’t spend it all in one place.”
“This is… this is the stress grip.”
“I don’t know what I just said in Morse, but I definitely said something.”
REVIEWING BAD APPS 5
“That’s just… really not good.”
“Why did you have to take a picture of him while he was angry?”
“Is it $3 worth of fun?”
“Oh, stop, I’m having terrible flashbacks…!”
“I’m having a nightmare.”
“Thank you for sharing, that’s a terrible fucking app.”
“This is some real fetishy shit.”
“Functionality’s definitely there.”
“I wanted to watch live sharks.”
“This is actually insane.”
“There’s no way this is the whole game.”
“It’s like someone walked up to me and stole $10 from me.”
“I love your hands…”
“Is Jesus gonna give me my $33 back?”
PUTTING 200 FAKE NAILS ON ONE NAIL
“Oh, I don’t know if we can beat that.”
“You need a lot of Jesus.”
“I’m gonna glue a fuck ton of these together.”
“It could get a little wonky.”
“No one make fun of my finger, or the fact that I like to pick at it, y’all can fuck off.”
“I can’t get my fingers apart…!”
“Is that the nail queen…?”
“That’s what I like. I like that aesthetic. It’s my aesthetic.”
“That’s not aesthetic. That’s jut weird.”
“What have I done? Have I messed up already?”
“Don’t come in here with your Aries bullshit.”
“What’s the undo button?”
“I love when people look at the Internet, and they’re like oh, it’s just a place for dumb shit. Yeah, you’re fucking right, it is.”
“It looks like it’s also asking you why you’re doing this.”
“I’m gonna burn my finger.”
“This is turning out to be a lot more difficult than we thought.”
“This is really fulfilling a lot in my soul.”
“This sound… I love that.”
“Painstaking is sort of the general theme of your ideas.”
“It’s so hard to do anything.”
“It’s bothering something in my throat, like, it makes me feel like I’m gonna throw up.”
“Alright, get the fuck away from me.”
“It took for-fucking-ever.”
“Was this necessary? No. Did I need to do this? No. Does anyone ever need to do this? No. But I just wanted to see what would happen, cause I was inspired.”
“This is as long as I could get it without losing my absolute fucking mind.”
GIVING MY HAMSTER A HOME MAKEOVER
“I’m interested in doing it, I just haven’t sat down and done it yet.”
“This is going to be very weird the whole time.”
“So I got a bunch of stuff, and I’m trying to figure out what my plan is, because I don’t have one yet.”
“Be careful…! Just wait a second…!”
“You know what? We’re trying…!”
“You know what it’s not about? You.”
“Oh my god, why is he like this?”
“I nailed it. I’m good at stuff…!”
“I think it’s gonna look classy, and lovely, and beautiful.”
“I don’t want to measure it, I just want to cut.”
“Oh no, I fucked up…”
“I’m ready to go to bed, fam.”
DOING DOUBLE VISION MAKEUP
“I’m not sure I can do it. It looks hard. It requires skills I’m not sure I possess.”
“This is a place on my face where a pencil should never go.”
“This highkey fucking hurts.”
“That’s a look right there.”
“I’m so sad…”
“I’m terrified to fail at this.”
“I’m not that artistic. Like, I can’t fucking draw.”
“Wait, does omegle still exist?”
“Oh, shit, this is getting real…!”
“I feel like this is getting so bad.”
“I’m making a fucking mess.”
“I don’t know how to draw a nose…”
“It’s really not that bad.”
“I feel like this doesn’t look like hers at all.”
“It only looks good because they’re incredibly good at makeup.”
“It’s me, Spider-Bitch.”
“I wouldn’t exactly call it a success.”
“Why are you doing that, it’s 2:30 in the morning.”
“I’ll see you someday when we get married.”
“I just got exposed.”
“Congratulations on your future husband.”
“Well, I did it, I tried it…”
“Are you giving me a participation award…?”
CUTTING AND COLORING MY BOYFRIEND’S HAIR
“Guess who bought not one, but two pairs of haircutting scissors?”
“This is what genuinely makes me happy in life.”
“How fucking old are you?”
“Don’t put that paper in your mouth. Don’t spit it at me.”
“You understand that I have scissors today.”
“You’re not allowed to come here anymore for being disrespectful.”
“You have marker all over yourself, what are you doing?”
“I do not know how to cut hair, you know that.”
“I can’t help it, I’m dumb.”
“You’re signing your life away to me.”
“I went from fucking myself up to fucking other people up.”
“I feel like I’ve got a strong chance of this not coming out super great.”
“That says expensive and professional.”
“This is so fucking hard.”
“That looks pretty rad.”
“Don’t call it a comeback.”
“I’m still paying for that choice even to this day.”
“It’s… real home-done.”
“This was your idea.”
“Oh, bitch, this is fun as hell.”
“I’m so scared right now.”
“I feel like I would pay people to let me cut their hair.”
“This is a g-d mess.”
“It was a good, solid fucking try.”
“Fuck it. Fuck. It.”
“I don’t know how many times I have to tell you not to move.”
“It’s always good to have a plan B in life.”
“Those are my scissors, put them down.”
“Pay me for my fucking services.”
“What you’re not going to do is that ever again.”
MY DOGS EATING POPCORN ASMR
“Sometimes you just gotta do some weird shit, you know what I’m saying?”
“We just miss him a lot and it sucks.”
“It’s really a bad plan.”
“We’ve been slaving over it for hours. I’m kidding, it takes, like, 5 seconds.”
“Why are you sitting on me?”
PRANK CALLING IN SICK FROM JOBS I DON’T HAVE 3
“I’m ready to feel immense amounts of guilt for this.”
“My FitBit thinks I should rest, and I’m not gonna cross that.”
“You didn’t need to make it go on that long.”
“That’s not the worst advice.”
“I might be getting a horse tomorrow.”
“I’m gonna cry my eyelashes off.”
“I think tomorrow, I’m just gonna dedicate the entire day, morning to nighttime, to make that decision.”
“I’m on a quest to become a hairless goddess.”
“I have excruciating burns everywhere, so I can’t come in to work tomorrow.”
“What the fuck was that?”
“Do it. Enjoy it. Go eat your fucking food.”
“I’m panicking, Julien…!”
“It’s pad thai-m to stop.”
“I just wanted to make sure that you were having a good day.”
“You’re not forgiven for that. You’re never forgiven for that.”
TREATING MY DOGS LIKE BABIES FOR A DAY
“We got here just in time.”
“What do you think we’re doing?”
“He’s going to lose his mind.”
“This thing is way more confusing than it looks.”
“It’s gonna be mildly inconvenient for you, but everything’s going to be okay.”
“I think this is the day that he’s finally had it with my shit.”
“Why does he like this?”
“Look at this. That is disgusting.”
“What do you want to do? Just stand around and be nervous?”
“She’s just truly given up.”
“He’s enjoying himself, he deserves it.”
“He deserves to relax…!”
TRANSFORMING MYSELF INTO MY DOG
“I’m gonna really struggle with this.”
“You’re bad…!”
“Step one, I’m gonna take off my choker, and yes, you guessed it, when I take it off, my whole head will fall off.”
“I’m having flashbacks of when we did this before.”
“Why the fuck would you laugh at that?”
“Don’t tell me to stick it up there.”
“I don’t think this is right.”
“How did I fuck up already?”
“I’m gonna need a whole-ass shower after this.”
“I don’t know what’s going on…!”
“How do I fucking do that…?”
“It feels terrible, now.”
“When people ask you what your girlfriend does for a living, what do you tell them?”
“Oh, no, am I ruining it…?”
“I thought you believed in me…!”
“Get you a man who sort of supports you.”
“Oh, you’re so good for a person who’s not artistic…!”
“Honestly, at this point, I just don’t even know.”
“I’m asking honestly for a friend.”
“Stop judging me, I can feel you judging me from there.”
“What have I done…!?”
“Do you care that I did all this work?”
@loveborneties wanted a dumb, fish prince
“Sunshine! Sunshine! La~la~la~la~ Sunshine~!”
Carefree and in the company of friends, the sea prince swam on his back just off of the shore. The sun felt so warm in the evening hours and it was especially great on his underbelly and tail~ It was nice to swim with his friends period but-
“What was that?”
One friend seemed to panic, swimming into his hair to hide and the others seeming to follow suit. His poor friends were so skittish when it came to their time being interrupted. Thus he straightens his body in the water, fin-ears hiding among his hair, and sees just what they were fearing. A human was on the beach!
“Hello~!”
A hand is lifted out of the water to wave– He was too friendly for his own good.
The small priestess had been out for her usual swim. She sat on the shore getting ready for her this when she heard the noise. Someone was calling to her...? She couldn’t recall the last time she’d spoken with one of the creatures of the waterfront. A month or two? Yes, their dear king only wished their true communes to be brief and far apart. So, in hearing this, her ears perked up slightly.
“Hello...?”
Her response was cautious, but excited. She’d been told to stay away from any creatures she didn’t know, but...she just couldn’t help herself. Shedding her robe to be in only her swimming suit, she dove into the water and tried to make her way over. A new friend!
Ah, but there was that feeling again. The tugging in her chest she’d felt. Perhaps she just longed to be in the water. That had to be. As she approached the strange boy, she gave a smile and a small wave, treading the water carefully.
“Ah, you’re one of the waterfront creatures! Oh, goodness, you’re so beautiful!”
That’s not how you’re supposed to act, Cerys.
“Pardon...I’m Lady Destal of the Sunken Temple...it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
@dragonknightsworn
To hear that there was a visitor coming to the temple was absolutely wonderful to the small priestess. They’d gotten them in the past, sure, but things were different now. She was the head priestess! That meant that she got to see to them personally! Oh, she was so excited, she could hardly stand it.
As she ran down the stairs, a few of the older priests and priestesses beckoned for her to calm down. A deep breath was taken and she held her skirt of as she walked, much like one would expect royalty to.
Upon reaching the main room, a nod was given to the others and the door was open. She held her scepter carefully and looked over the stranger.
“Greetings, I am Lady Destal of the Sunken Temple...what can we do for you, my child?”