my name is rod and i like to party

[eva-420]

*does the naruto run down the aisle at my wedding*

[dumnieodkryta-deactivated201710]

[nopoker-deactivated20191226]

⁶ix𓅓

[nnnso]

[chessys]

somebody stop her (im her)

[svpremer]

[nopoker-deactivated20191226]

⁶ix𓅓

[housepetallergy-deactivated2015]

i cant believe ellen degeneres has never given me money…Me….A Gay

[zavone]

[lovecatsbabe]

@piffprincess omg us 

[fraile-blog]

[setheverman]

if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the

[imwritingpoems-deactivated20200]

if u wanna date n not break my heart hmu

[lovecatsbabe]

me: [washes my hair, makes one phone call, eats a salad]

me: honestly I am THRIVING! !! mental illness who??? #blessed

[gloryheights]

[psshaw]

[v8d-deactivated20240923]

emo stands for eat me out

[newtxcrank-deactivated20170617]

I see no downside here. On fridays, we wear dicks.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[featherumbrellas-deactivated201]

I think the most awful thing about poetry is that, no matter how well you write it, or how much you mean it, or how badly you want it to, it cannot make someone love you back.