[owenology]

[loveonarooftop]

are social medias down again exept for tumblr

[nutsacktorturer]

a cockroach will survive a nuclear bomb

[unclefather]

[fairycosmos]

people are like what are you up to and i’m like seething with justified rage

[honeymushroom]

trying so hard to be normal right now

[marinella-ela]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[queersatanic]

Tweet

[aconissa]

the thing about cats is that they have little paws

let us not forget the crucial detail of their little, tiny, perfect baby noses

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

[cyberthot666]

[teethcult]

[wowxwow]

[paddlebunny]

Time to attack Monday head-on!

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[maestrokitty-deactivated2019082]

Neal is a hecking gift.

[numeneragoth]

this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc

[byjove]

I’ve seen this new trend of girls posting videos like “I hate my boyfriend for bringing all of his stupid boy things into our apartment when we moved in together 🙄” and then pictures of his hot wheels collection or a Halloween skeleton or an extremely cool pirate flag. Give him to me you do not deserve him.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Especially when she shows it juxtaposed against her decor which is all like beige lampshades and live laugh love signs

[pangur-and-grim]

man, I think my low-point was marching into a bank in a cow-patterned crop top demanding to know why my card kept getting declined when I had $300 in my account, only for the man behind the counter to suck his teeth and carefully point out the negative sign in front of the 300

[auckie]

[anotherpapercut]

I was born in the wrong biome

[anotherpapercut]

mentally I am here