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@lovecelime
Counsel?! Hardly constructive
"I judge, since you've been so extremely tart, That my good counsel pierced you to the heart." -Arsonoe
You insult my age and glamour, no wonder no one wishes for you as a partner. And seeing as that the one you love chases after me, I see you've become as tart as can be! I'm sorry my ways don't please you, unfortunately everyone else agrees i'm perfect and you're practically a sleaze.
There is no logic in love
"I'll confront her in no uncertain terms with her villainy, confound her utterly, and then bring to you a heart entirely freed from her perfidious charms." -Alceste
No one is able to just walk away from me, I am now and always will be a part of your heart. Your reasoning will never tear you free from my grasp, a grasp I have on everyone in this world. Do not think you can escape me, for if I want you I shall have you, just like everything else in my splendid life.
Just cause i'm popular...
"And you can't bear, for ten ticks of the clock, Not to keep open house for all who knock." -Alceste
I'm not anyone's property and therefore I refuse to be treated as such. I like to keep an open mind and spirit to everyone, if you get jealous of that it's your problem. Next time maybe it will be you at the door that you so graciously ignore!
“I don’t care what you think, As long as it’s about meThe best of us can find happiness, in misery. I don’t care what you think, As long as it’s about me
The best of us can find happiness, in misery”
Well I think your vain and should pay more attention to me. If you want our relationship to workout you need to invest time in me and stop being so selfish. I suppose i'l just find another man, after all they are lining up at my doorstep!
A lie to spare a life
http://health.usnews.com/health-news/family-health/brain-and-behavior/articles/2009/05/18/were-all-lying-liars-why-people-tell-lies-and-why-white-lies-can-be-ok
Just because I "lie" sometimes doesn't mean i'm a bad person. According to health news telling a white lie can be "ok". Some of you have negative attitudes towards telling a lie, but to be HONEST it can sometimes make someone feel a lot better about news they do not want to hear. All of you should learn to tell a lie once in awhile. For instance Alceste, you should stop being so blunt with your opinions, so you dont butcher anyones feelings like you did with Orante.
"I’d take no satisfaction In anything but your sincere reaction. I beg you not to dream of being kind”. I want to know what you really have to say, and I’ll try my best to handle the truth.
Just stop, Celimene. A little dishonesty can hurt sometimes. Remember when you...
Oops, was just trying to make you feel better about being a loser. Next time i'l just have Alceste say it to your face. Oh, wait, i suppose its a little to late for that! A white lie has saved more lives than its ruined, you may think your right but I have preserved others feelings you so blatantly brush aside.
Don't be jealous when i'm flirting with other guys, you missed your chance and you probably wont get another! Now you realize what you missed out on, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it!!!
Looking fabulous, repping my team, good luck to all you haters out there.
For those confused on my social position:
Socializing is great, but putting up with fake fools takes ambition
Alceste sometimes you have to sugarcoat an opinion or else you could truly hurt someones feelings. I always hide my opinion behind a wall of glitter! As far as Arsinoe is concerned, shes not your type, just another pretty girl wannabe with no where to go in life. Stay by my side where you truly belong my love.
SAY WHAT?!?
"Celimene whose brittle malice and coquettish ways so typify the manners of our days." - Philinte
IS THIS A JOKE?! Malice? I'm not evil or even close to it, your just jealous you could never have a woman like me you foolish peasant, no wonder Alceste dropped you as a friend..
Im loved
"Is it my fault, dear ladies, that your hands, are not, alas, in very great demand?!?!"
Just because no man is seeking you doesnt mean you have to come up in my business and mess with my style....GET your own man #2fresh #AllTheSingleLadies
