IchaIchaCopyNin

Indie Ask/Rp blog for Hatake Kakashi from Naruto. Multiship/Multiverse. OC friendly but also OC-Selective. Mun is 18+. Please read Rules before interacting. Sideblogs are Explosivebeauty (Female Deidara), Shinobimind (Naruto Multimuse Hinata, Sasuke and Kakuzu), The13thcell (OC Genin team) and Manintheblackmantle (Final Fantasy 7's Sephiroth).

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(( Starters are up. I have two new drafts and I’ll get to them tomorrow. Need to cook dinner, shower and sleep though so good night guys! ))

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*Side kicks Kakashi's butt into the wall.*

((Not quite the same but close enough. Thank you for giving me the chance to use this.)) 

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How often does your kakashi pass gas?

((As much as is healthy for a normal person. I wouldn’t say a lot but he is human after all.))

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“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m not so sure they’d buy that. Besides Kiba would be able to smell the difference.” He had to point out. The bed was a mess and he doubted that anyone would believe that a dog was responsible.

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“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.” -- Rin, because it's amusing.

“And what a nice butt it is!” The copy nin replied as he gave Rin’s butt a nice stroking. 

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Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

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@abyssaldespair

Kakashi slipping his arms around Obito’s shoulders from behind and gave the Uchiha a light nuzzle as an evening greeting. He’d just gotten home from the Hokage’s office and his weariness showed in the gentle affections he gave the clumsy Uchiha. “Obito, are you making anything for dinner?” He asked with a yawn.

The Hatake had considered dinning out with his lover tonight but that was before the hour long complaint from that woman came in regard a particular group of trouble making Genin. It was times like that he wished that he could let Obito play his double again. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the responsible thing to do and his lover might do something drastic and unpredictable. It was hard to tell if it would have been a good idea or not.

Not that it was important right now, right now his growling stomach was important...

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@pinkheadmedic

The ground was littered with cherry blossoms and the trees were pink with their bloom. It was truly a beautiful sight but to the Jounin, it paled next to the pinkette that shared their name. Not that he often would say so, at least not in public. 

Kakashi was supposed to meet her here, and usually he was late. He’d intended to be so, but for some reason the pinkette wasn’t hear yet. It wasn’t like Sakura to be late, and he wondered if she got into some sort of trouble. 

The copy nin was about to start looking for her, when he heard someone approach. “Your late, that’s not like you.” He commented with a smile beneath his mask, thinking that it was her.

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@littlelilypetal

Staying as a guest for the night at Hinata and Sasuke’s home, Kakashi was hadn’t wanted to impose too much. It had been late though and he had accepted the offer as a result. Hinata said that the bath should be ready and he was welcome to use it. 

A bath did sound soothing though, especially after the long day he’d had. After striping down to a towl, he entered the bathroom only to find it occupied. Apparently Hinata didn’t realize that it was in use as Kakashi spotted the bare female form in the tub. “Ah! Gomen!” He apologized turning to leave after pausing there a moment hoping not to be pelted with random bathroom objects.

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@marionettemanipulator

Kakashi had been in Akatsuki for a while now. He had been recruited by Madara shortly after Obito in fact. Not that many people knew how deep that rabbit hole went, even among the other members of the organization. Currently, he found himself assigned to working with Sasori. There was a certain bit of undeniable irony there as he recalled that their fathers had been fierce enemies... Or so the stories went.

“Oi, Sasori... where do you want this?” He asked holding up the corpse the puppeteer had insisted they bring along. Kakashi could only assume it was for a new puppet. He wasn’t going to pry, but it was a bit of a burden and it was starting to stink too.

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@teamseven-united

The silver haired jounin lazily sat up in the tree on a bright sunny day. One of his favorite Icha Icha books in hand. Team 7 should be getting irritated waiting for him just about now. With a snap, his book closed and he disappeared out of the tree as if he were never there. 

A few minutes later he strolled over to the gathered group. His students. He gave a light wave in greeting before saying. “My dry cleaning was late.” He stated, the lame excuse holding no weight as not a single thing on the Jounin was a dry clean article of clothing. 

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@bloodyswordswoman

It had been three weeks since Kakashi had been abandoned, left for dead and taken in by Kirigakure shinobi. The Silver haired youth had grown cold after the loss of his two team mates Rin and Obito. And more so by the fact that no one had come for him, not even his sensei which he had once idolized. Such loyalty and admiration had turned to bitter hatred and a desire for revenge.

He had swore his allegiance to Mist back then as they had chosen to tend his wounds. He was sure at the time he was to be a captive that would be interrogated. He wasn’t wrong, but things turned out differently in the end. He was watched and not fully trusted, but he was acknowledged as a Kirigakure shinobi now. 

He had gathered some intel on the next Konoha attack and was currently hiding waiting for his contact to relay the information to. Usually it was Kisame, but he was on another assignment, or so he’d been told. Thus the Hatake wasn’t sure who to expect when he noticed he was no longer alone at the meeting place...

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@kindandgentleolderbrother

The silver haired shinobi hadn’t expected to run into the older Uchiha as he made his way through the line of food stalls and vendors. He probably should have though considering there was a sale going on. That meant the streets were packed with people trying to save money. 

Today’s sales were Beef at 50% off and Tomatoes at 33% off. Some of the other vendors like the Kaiyaki and Dango stands were also trying to bank on the flood of people by offering two for one deals. “Oi, Itachi! Any luck making it through those lines?” He greeted with a smile at his long time friend.

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@o-o-motanai-biju

The sun shimmered of wet silver locks as Kakashi made full use of one of the many natural hotsprings in the land of water. His clothes were neatly folded a good distance away to keep them dry as this spring was not owned and out in the open. He vaguely wonder why it hadn’t been claimed by some large establishment, but it was rather small and out of the way.

He had told Kisame about his little find last week and was wondering if his beloved swordsmen would make his way out here before long. The thought made him smile as he pictured the well toned, blue skinned body of his husband laid bare with him as they shared the spring’s warmth alone together. Such tender moments were not often afforded to Shinobi, especially of their caliber. He would take what he could get in that regard...

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@hirasenshi

In such a chaotic time of war it was rare that team Minato wasn’t assigned to some task or another. There was rarely a time to relax and enjoy a quiet serene view of the setting sun like today. The high mountain pass was usually surrounded by thick trees, but this part was overlooking a steep cliff face giving a gorgeous view of the setting sun against the wide forest below. 

This wasn’t Konoha or even the land of Fire. Team Minato was assigned a spying mission that was deep in the land of Water. He and Rin were instructed to wait there and keep watch while while Obito and and their sensei scouted ahead. Kakashi internally hoped that the clumsy Uchiha didn’t screw this up. His gaze cast to Rin from his hiding spot to check on her.

Just because they hadn’t run into any Kiri-nin yet, didn’t mean they could get careless. Still, this was a good break from the more in tense missions. He may not be able to fully relax and enjoy the view... but it was more than they had been able to enjoy lately. There was a sudden snap as a twig was broken and onyx colored eyes darted to Rin to see if she’d heard it too, only to spot Obito and their sensei returning signaling that things were clear and that they would be resting here for the night.

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OOC: I live!!

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