I'm not fat.I'm fluffy.

Ola this is Dax, Absolutely adore Pixar/Disney movies, anything animated, really. I have never been good with words. Addicted to Mandarin and Kung fu movies in general, I also dig really weird, morbid cartoons, comics, series, and collect equally weird figurines and shiz.

[ericscissorhands]

“The Kubrick Stare, sometimes referred to as the Kubrick Glare, is a common camera shot of an actor in most of Stanley Kubrick’s films. The Kubrick Glare has been called the “heavy-browed look of insanity”. It symbolizes that the character in question is either really, really pissed or really becoming deranged, and the person they’re looking at is really, really screwed. Other times—usually when combined with a smile—it means they’re feeling really, really clever. Either way, it’s really creepy and ominous.”

[lostovae]

The way we perceive time and history is so weird I get so tripped out when I think about how Cleopatra lived closer tot he iPhone being invented than she did to the Great Pyramids being built. Or how Stonehenge would have already been ruins when Jesus walked the earth or how Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire or how Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year like man this it’s all so crazy

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

this fucked me up

[campaignomar-deactivated2014041]

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

[your-never-after-blog]

[mountain-dews-blog]

after 6 years it gets a little tiring

[ndontblink]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Megyn Kelly just put Donald Trump in his place for all his sexist comments

[jinseinotsuki]

you know you’re bad when fox news turns on you

[bellinitini]

dont even look at me unless you look like this

[shysmitchell]

[2000ish]

[nudqe]

“white people can’t danc-”

“white people can’t twer-”

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Fo’ shizzle, Ms. Frizzle

[realitytvgifs]

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[thesirensaresingingyourname-dea]

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

[ccc0urtney]

this is the cutest thing ever

[wordsnquotes]

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.

Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

Will you tell me how long you have loved him? It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began.

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (via wordsnquotes)

[mysharona1987]

by Farrah Penn.