call me mj

i stay on this hellsite to laugh and ignore responsibilities | 28, they/them

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[alicent-florent]

clumsy4clumsy

[alicent-florent]

The Other Bennet Sister (2026)

[plumslices]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol

like girl... help! lol

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[kiramartinauthor]

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

[gjdraws]

[bellinitini]

Birthday twin!! Hope you have a lovely day xx 🩷♥️

OMG IM SORRY IM LATE!!!!! thankyou so much and i hope you had a lovely day xxxx

[happyheidi]

𝗍𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗅𝗍

𝖨𝗀: 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾_𝗌𝖺𝗅𝗍_

[slipknots]

do you guys want to like and reblog posts from each other tomorrow

[tiredadventurer]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ballard96]

[unwastelandunbaby]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[ladamania]

(via @divorce-enjoyer)

[nebulations]

[ID copied from alt: Screenshot of a hashtag that reads: #lois lane internal monologue every morning walking into the daily planet before she finally got to put her tongue in clarks mouth. End ID]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

[wintercorrybriea]

[svartibaldur]

Reblog to pet Tony

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush