Wir beten nicht, Wir glauben

[giftrache]

“Klar kannst du dich melden, aber bitte nicht bei mir”

—

[nontemporary]

[confessionvault]

The way you look at me, the way you pull me closer, and the way you kiss me take my breath away.

[willkuscheln]

Need..

[birakip-gitme]

Renne niemandem hinterher. Wer bei dir sein will, läuft dir entgegen.

[lmm-43]

My heart is not a guest house for your short visits.

[honigimohr]

“Das Blöde daran, sich selbst zu belügen, ist, dass man es meistens mitbekommt.”

— Mein bester letzter Sommer, Anne Freytag

[honigimohr]

“Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite”

— unknown (via pluiez)

[wndsh]

„Nein, rein gar nichts ist okay, was für 'ne Frage“

Trettmann — Bye Bye aka Delicious

[honigimohr]

“Mögen tut man ‘weil’ und lieben ‘obwohl’. Man mag jemanden, weil er gute Eigenschaften hat und man liebt jemanden, obwohl einem nicht alles gefällt.”

— Set It Up (via honigimohr)

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Growing Up German

Always getting a free slice of sausage at the butcher

Hearing stories where people violently died as bedtime stories

Closing your eyes when the Sandmännchen throws his sand so you don’t have to go to sleep

Making your own ice cream with Fruchtzwerge yoghurt

Benjamin Blümchen Cake

Singing a song about chinese people playing contrabass

“Fisher Fisher how deep is the water?”

“Don’t throw snowballs, one time a girl got a snowball with a stone in it in her eye and she went blind!”

“Charlie Chaplin went to Frankfurt…”

A depressed bread called Bernd

Knowing like 2 people who can pronound the English “th” properly

Humilating unathletic students in front of the whole school a.k.a. Bundesjugendspiele

“My grandma rides a motor bike in the hen house.”

Toggo Tour was like Coachella for German kids but you could never go cause they never came to your town

“cat toilet, cat toilet, yes that makes the cat happy”

“Space Taxi to the sky!”

“Now in every 7th egg!”

“Get [insert stupid ringtone here] in the Jamba Sparabo!”

Is it der, die or das Nutella?

Having friends in other states is difficult cause they’ve got school holidays when you’re still in school and vice versa

“Of course with the Mouse and the Elephant”

[thepinksuits-deactivated2018060]

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[mitten]

[goodreadss]

Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.

Mother Teresa (via goodreadss)

[kaputterjuunge]

Du und Ich - das passt nicht, denn Baby, ich bin Gold wert, du leider nur Plastik.

ersetzbarerjunge (via ersetzbarerjunge)

[lovehisbeyes]

Scrubs - Die Anfänger

Dr. Maddox (macht Koffer von Ted auf): Hey, warum ist da drin nur ein Smileyface-Button und ein Revolver?

Ted: Ach, wissen sie, der eine ist für den Fall, dass ich traurig werde und der andere ist für den Fall, dass ich wirklich traurig werde.

Dr. Maddox: Tja, bis morgen.

Ted: Abwarten.

[horrifying]

[lil-patchouli]