Sarcastic Nerd

A blog that posts a variety of random things.

[robotsandramblings]

HOLD THE FUCK UP

so i was thinking about TLK Optimus and the sudden appearance of the quantum titty storage

thinking about how it’s so random, out of nowhere, completely unexplained

OR…..NOT?????? 

DID THEY STEAL IT FROM …… TFA ?????????

there’s some episode where like….. i think Swindle is using some teleporation device to transport his merchandise or something????

what i do remember for SURE is that TFA Optimus comes crawling out of Swindle’s chest at some point jhgfhgfghjkl

did the TLK writers just steal the quantum titties idea from that?????

[disformer]

When ppl with no siblings talk about siblings

[b0wieblue]

TFA Megs appreciation post because I love him 😳💙

[robotsandramblings]

honetly has there ever been a sexier introduction in transformers franchise history??????? i think n o t

[clockworkthenightbard]

YO SWERVE'S BAR IS REAL?!?! IN BEIJING?!

[soundwavemain]

[megatowonus]

hail to the king.

for @pastelpaperplanes’s dtiys!! tfa style was a challenge to work in but it was fun :D  congrats on the 7.5k!!!!

[marinella-ela]

[candela-540]

YES THANK YOU YOUTUBE! I WANT TO LISTEN TO THE CHILDRENS SONG WHERE A LUST DEMON AND A HORNY JESTER SING ABOUT KINKY SEX.

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

fizzarolliiiiii..demon clown

[katyasair]

Oh oh oh I am absolutely delighted with him!

[d-mondy]

Asmodeus  and Fizzarolli are like: ew…. romance? gentleness? ugh also them: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

[devilsroost]

Here’s the sex jester, piss drunk probably. I imagine folk buy him drinks as he hosts, and sometimes towards the end of the night he’s a bit more worse for wear.

[ngaikuuomelette]

love is stupid

[haunted-ribcage]

imagine🤡

[seaquestions]

desperately craving a decepticon slice of life office comedy

[wearenotyourfetish]

lesbian women are not a fetish

bisexual women are not a fetish

pansexual women are not a fetish

sapphic women are not a fetish

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[cuppajj]

between him being made of a man and a woman in masterforce, the titans return toy coming with a male and female face, and him being canon genderfluid in one continuity, i'm really liking how gf coded overlord is