[funnytwittertweets]

[my-darling-boy]

So at work there is a soda delivery guy who comes in almost everyday to restock and though we’ve barely said a word to each other, we definitely Know Of each other. Well this morning I finally got a shift where I could sleep in but my dad was like Hey the cable guy is coming at 7 to replace the cable boxes and I was like alright whatever I’ll just sleep in but forgot there was a cable box in my room. So it’s 7 in the morning I vaguely hear my dad let the cable guy into my room to just swap the box and I wake up to see??? Soda Delivery Guy???? in my room???? Turns out his second job is working cable but wow here Soda Man is standing in my doorway and I’m wrapped up in a pink bunny blanket surrounded by stuffed animals like

[memeclassheroes]

[grannyhotline-deactivated202603]

[transbcyfriend]

man has no need for the 9 - 5 workday. you know what man DOES need? chickens, a food garden, ample time for hobbies/creative endeavors, a picnic basket, various jams also.

[elodieunderglass]

And 2 hats for weathers

[thequeenbeegeek]

did a hobbit write this?

[acollectionofhalftruths]

Star Wars travel is like “time and space aren’t real. You measure hyperspace with your heart.”

[acollectionofhalftruths]

@celestialily exactly! you get it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dontliveinthefuture]

thinking about this again

[teaboot]

Gonna have a heck of a time overcoming the Pavlovian rage response to seeing a fully exposed human face

[anthophilya-deactivated20200609]

[ceramicdoggies]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memeclassheroes]

[gaylor-moon]

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

[this1goesto11]

We’re real people, though.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

[queefybuttcheeks]

sumtimes u jus gotta accept da fact that u emotionall n sof!!!!

[queefybuttcheeks]

sumtimes u jus gotta accept da fact that u emotionall n sof!!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]