1# Cyborg Lover

Chloe *27* She/her ive had this blog for almost a decade you'll get what you get Art Blog: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/cocoa-wasabi

[prinnay]

Quick art, 80's (??) tiger girl :)

[oneoutros]

the undying

[segamascott]

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[bakanachos]

3 houses

[faggydoggie]

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

[shalmonsdraws]

honkin yappin

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[jantesika]

this is like the opposite of that "wizard vs artificer" post. the one that goes, like, "oh, you've just been summoning from the plane of water! I thought you had to combine hydrogen and oxygen, that's so much easier".

and I like that. because different methods will work for different people. sometimes you find it easier to start up physics and sometimes you find it easier to tear open the layers of reality.

[earhartsease]

it would be so funny if all fire actually came from the fire dimension, so putting out a fire would be like putting out a cat at night

[pjackk]

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

[sacred-portal]

[firefox-official]

whats wrong with you

whatever you want

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[lakevida]

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??