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Why do people even follow this acc I am confusion

[writing-and-nutmeg]

[blujayonthewing]

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

[amvs]

[sir-lancethot]

Istg

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

[syd-the-sad-kid-deactivated2023]

what the fuck

[rennygs]

It was right under the post I-

[amvs]

[sir-lancethot]

Istg

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

[syd-the-sad-kid-deactivated2023]

what the fuck

[deplorablecorpsman]

[elosva]

There are alot of great lines in deltarune but none beat out when ralsei gives susie advice on complimenting people by saying “just tell them something you wish people would say to you” and susie responds with “you are unbanned from free ham sandwich day”

[bodyglitter]

i dont understand how i procrastinate everything i do like i even procrastinate watching tv shows? i feel like normally you would normally procrastinate doing things you dont enjoy like homework and cleaning and stuff but tv shows? who am i

[egg-rolls]

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

[argumate]

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

[unpatchedglitch]

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

[argumate]

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

[catchymemes]

[theofficialvincenzo]

The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen

Well done

[eikotheblue]

and nobody died!

[argumate]

nobody clapped alien cheeks either, so it’s kind of nil-all draw really

[theofficialvincenzo]

The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen

Well done

[valtsv]

*checks you out through the gap between our crossed blades*

[valtsv]

*winks at you flirtily while parrying your next strike*

[valtsv]

*blows you a kiss across the battlefield*

[brattylikestoeat]

The “ I vaguely remember these from my childhood but also maybe I just imagined it” foods.

[mercifulangel]

this is missing the holy grail

[illness-deactivated20180325]

WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

best sentence so far of 2017

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Ok so everyone is deactivated but I remember seeing this posr back when the OP wasn’t and they meant they were RELATED to a pope (yknow, the original meaning of kin)

[sickboywolfgang]

[recommend]

Butterfly Lands on Dad’s Hand During Tribute to Daughter Who Had Died

[terukie-deactivated20190831]

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

[yars]

[ishtarbtch-deactivated20200428]

I think about this everyday…

[thrashzilla404]

Aromatic lithbisexual, supporter of all fandoms and punk af, bitch. Fashion doesn’t reflect a person.

[wotsukai-remaking]

How you just gon prove they point like that

[newterjuice]

i just want to make sure we all appreciate the tags here