You’re back ! And you’re just in time to celebrate the anniversary of Raoul’s milkshakification !
@vicomte-raoul-de-chagny @sweetest-soprano
The fact that this is something that is still being remembered is absolutely hysterical to André.
Firmin, on the other hand, looks at you like you've grown a second head. "I...beg your pardon?"
"Oh, my God," André says, grabbing Firmin's shoulder. "Oh, you don't know, do you?"
Indeed, Firmin does NOT know, as the milkshake incident occurred before this was a multi-muse blog.
"What the hell are you two on about?? Is...Is this– Is there a joke I wasn't let in on???"
[He covers his face with both hands and lets out a long drawn groan of despair]
Why?? Why must we continue to being this up?! There is absolutely no point! How is this still being spoken about??
"It is your legacy, Monsieur le Vicomte!" André replies jovially. "A rather funny one, at that."
"Oh, legacy, he says!" Raoul responds, even more sarcastically and despairingly. "Of all the things! Not my Naval education, nor my 'scandalous' marriage, but the one time I was turned into a milkshake!"
And he buries his face into his hands just as dramatically as before.
“It was very… memorable to say the least, love.”















