This Uneventful Blog

I like guns, cars, and yeah thats basically it.

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[thatbothersmeh]

[dirteye-deactivated20131220]

ay ay Ron

[vacationpapi]

finally someone made gifs for this

[ghost0uji]

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

[in-evi-txble]

this is my favorite thing ever

[asdfghjkllove]

[virginiacountryboy]

Haha it’s pretty simple really. Our mind goes from thinking we have logic to “joiealhrngerkdjshnvlkzjhdnsf”. It kind of sneaks up on you. You get to see her, and all of a sudden you find yourself wanting to see her more, and you’re not entirely too sure why. Just something about her makes you smile. You talk to her as much as you can. Or you at least try to anyways. But to be honest sometimes you find yourself at a loss for words. It’s because she’s gorgeous; you literally lose every thought in your mind. The only words you’re thinking are “wow…this girl…” and you WANT to tell her. But you know it’s not the right time, and you’re worried you’ll just scare her off. We think that for a number of reasons…you could have been hurt in the past by a guy and we don’t want to be associated with him by a stereotype, you could not be interested in us and think we’re creepy, the usual stuff. Anyways, as you talk to her more and more and time passes by. Days. Weeks. Months. However long it takes…you find your days strange if you don’t talk to her. She’s on your mind all the time. Everything from “man I wish she was here…” to “I can’t get over how beautiful her eyes are…I see them everytime I close mine…”. Then next thing you know you’re with her, and your heart starts racing as you begin to get shaky. You don’t want her to see your hand trembling, but in front of everybody you physically flirt a little to test the waters. And if she plays back you swallow everything and lightly go to take her hand. In front of every one. Your friends are cheering you on in their heads, but you can see it in their eyes. And then you look into hers just to see if she’s just as nervous as you are…..and at that point it’s fair to say you’ve fallen for a girl. Maybe not totally gone off the ledge, fallen in love. But she’s definitely going to be almost every thought you have. And every moment you’re not with her, you’re going to wish you were. And if you’re lucky enough to reach the point where she starts taking your hand first? Good luck son. Heart will be skipping beats. Pulse will be sky rocketing. Words may even stutter. I guess what I’m getting at is, a girl is kind of like an addiction. Not in a bad way (most the time). But once one catches your attention you can never get enough of her. You want more. You want to see her more. You want to hold her more. And above all else you want her to smile more…because all of those things, they give you a rush you just can’t replace. 

[lovevenmore]

Can I marry you??

[lukeischeeky-deactivated2014010]

well…he pretty much explained it

[myfacemylifemyrules]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[anaeise-deactivated20161111]

most amazing explanation i have ever read, forever alone lol

[teenage-hipster]

REBLOGGING FOR WHAT’S WRITTEN UP THERE. WOW. AMEN.

[expo]

wow

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

pretty accurate

[writin-my-own-story-deactivated]

The accuracy is insane. 

[a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son]

“Horrifying” Racist, Sexist Costumes Cause Halloween Backlash | TIME.com

Go cry me a river.

[modern-redneck]

Lol agreed, who gives a shit, during "spirit week" a black guy dressed up as a slave at my school

[cunicular]

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to…

[modern-redneck]

Just saying this is what the state education system says happens, so...

[redwingjohnny]

[alexrbaker-deactivated20200116]

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

[kasthamandap]

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

[tombstone-actual-deactivated202]

[12-gauge-rage]

[modern-redneck]

OH MY GOD DON'T DO THIS SHIT TO ME

[did-you-know]

Source

[modern-redneck]

Or cuz you scared as fuck. I hate the dark.

[communismkills]

My friend has a pretty great summary of LP candidates:

“Libertarian Party candidate logic:  >doesn’t like the R or D running (understandably)  >Decides to run in LP (muh feelz!!! LIBERTY!!) >Takes votes from the R >Still loses magnanimously >Dem wins  >Taxes jacked up >Spending jacked up >Still defends running because “spreading the message” (among the .008% who know his name) Good strategy bro.  So effective.”

[modern-redneck]

This is what's going on in Virginia right now

[12-gauge-rage]

[tacblog1]

[the-few-the-strong-blog]

[xosades]

All the other guys are looking at her like they are so happy to see her, even if she isn’t their daughter. One of my favorite pictures.

[rambleoon]

[ohketchum-deactivated20120915]

Aw omg, the facial expressions.

[thedocwithnoname]

I completely understand why they’re all excited. You start to miss your loved ones so much that you feel happy when someone else gets to see theirs, even if you don’t get to see yours.

[soldierporn]

There aren’t any words to describe this one.

[may-lillies-blog]

I will never not reblog this.

[libertydoge]

Bet they don’t look at Palestinian girls like that.

[xosades]

Don’t

be

ignorant

[qozxe]

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

[modern-redneck]

This is poetry

[kristenwiiggle]

[christmas-in-compton-deactivate]

Fucking win.

[modern-redneck]

HAHA

[tastefullyoffensive]

Overy Suave IT Guy [via] Previously: Best of 10 Guy

[goatfury]

All of these are perfection