I am not a pornographer, I am not a predator, I am not a stalker, and I am not sexually frustrated, but the team that programmed your bullshit detector, they are. Your algorithm detects everything except bullshit because it is bullshit itself. Contact support? Plead guilty? Make amends? Chastise? Self-censor? For what? For google play to pat you on the back for the good job you've done? For the children? Good, keep your kids away from me 'cause I ain't their surrogate mum, they're not my herd and I am not their shepherd. If you really cared about kids you would nuke all the map and paedo accounts running amok and free on this site, you would purge your turf of all the nazi terf scum bullying kids kiwifarm style, you wouldn't waste time on a bunch of responsible - yes! Responsible! - adults posting light erotica, sassy pics and the odd explicit post out of the blue, you would put your best efforts in making tumblr a safe and chill place, not the subhumanly pseudokafkaesque grotesque prudish nightmare it's become. If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out: so says the Holy Bible, folks.
