(Not So) Pure Of Heart, (Very) Dumb Of Ass

Howdy! I'm Vega :] 22 ~ INFP ~ He/him ~ audhd Resident Evil, ATLA, and Dragon Age enjoyer ~ multifandom ~ occasional OCposting Sometimes NSFW Anti-fanpol / anti-censorship (make more weird and fucked up art‼️)

[vpyre]

Pinned post!! Updated!!! Again!!!!

Haven’t made one of these in a while, but I’m a good deal more active nowadays so I think it’s a good idea to introduce my blog and stuff. I typically just reblog things, but I do write the occasional fanfic and draw the extremely rare mediocre fanart.

Posts by me are tagged #vpyre’s verbosity, my writing is tagged #my writing, and my art is tagged #my art (most of it is old and kinda shit, but eh whatever). I try to tag different fandoms, so feel free to block tags you aren’t interested in :)

Fandoms you'll likely see here:

Resident Evil (Leon and Lady D in particular ;P ), Dragon Age (DA2 is my constant obsession), ATLA, The Arcana, Marble Hornets, Ghost (band), BG3, Cyberpunk 2077, LotR/The Hobbit, Hannibal, FNAF, Undertale, Markiplier, Sonic, Murder Drones

I also have OCs! So far, I've only made a post for Rowan Hawke, but I'm planning on making more :3

My AO3 page is here. For ease of access, I’ll also individually link the fics I'm still somewhat proud of (both the ao3 and tumblr versions), any blurbs/ficlets (mostly from the DADWC), and any headcanons in a masterlist here:

Headcanons:

Black Butler

Grelle Sutcliff/switch!fem!Reader (June 2024) - smut (request) || Tumblr

Blurbs/Drabbles/Ficlets:

Dragon Age

Rowan Hawke/Fenris (Mar. 2026) - light smut || Tumblr

Cain Trevelyan/Dorian Pavus (Mar. 2026) - fluff || Tumblr

Rowan Hawke/Fenris (Mar. 2026) - fluff || Tumblr

Templars/Merrill (Feb. 2026) - whump, noncon (please heed the warnings) || Tumblr

Rowan Hawke/Fenris (Feb. 2026) - post-battle fluff || Tumblr

Rowan Hawke/Fenris (Feb. 2026) - angst, hurt/comfort || Tumblr

Cain Trevelyan/Dorian Pavus (Feb. 2026) - fluff || Tumblr

Ghost

Copia/male!Reader (Sept. 2024) - slight somno, dry humping || Tumblr

Copia/Reader (Aug. 2024) - verbal teasing, smut preface (request) || Tumblr

Hannibal

The Taste of Iron (May 2024) - Hannigram smut || Tumblr • AO3

Fanfiction:

Five Nights at Freddy’s (and related media)

Closer (Feb. 2022) - trans!gn!Reader/transman!Michael Afton smut oneshot || AO3

When In Doubt, Ask Him Out! (Nov. 2021) - transman!Michael Afton/Charlie Emily oneshot (request) || Tumblr • AO3

What Makes a Monster (Nov. 2021) - Felix Kranken & William Afton horror (kinda) oneshot (request) || Tumblr • AO3

If Holding You Will Heal You, I Never Wanna Let You Go (Nov. 2021) - extremely angsty hurt/comfort (cut me some slack here, I was a teenager lmao) nonbinary!Reader/Michael Afton oneshot || Tumblr • AO3

Dress-Up Makes Everything Better! (Nov. 2021) - transman!Michael & Elizabeth Afton cutesy sibling fluff oneshot (request) || Tumblr • AO3

The One You Should Not Have Killed (Nov. 2021) - Cassidy & William Afton horror/angst oneshot (request) || Tumblr • AO3

‘cause everything else is a substitute for your love (Nov. 2021) - gn!Reader/transman!Michael Afton smut fic (two chapters) || Tumblr • AO3

The Wrong Smile (Oct. 2021) - very dark and angsty fic/thinkpiece hybrid thingamajig about the missing children || Tumblr • AO3

Black Butler

No Matter How Tremulous the Flame, the Ice Will Always Melt (May 2021) - Grelle Sutcliff & William T. Spears hurt/comfort oneshot (request) || Tumblr • AO3

Stick Around (Apr. 2021) - Othello & Grelle Sutcliff fluffy-ish oneshot (request) || Tumblr • AO3

The Geek Division (Apr. 2021) - Othello & Grelle Sutcliff slightly angsty/fluffy lighthearted oneshot || Tumblr • AO3

From Above and Below, Face to Face and Behind (Mar. 2021) - Reader/Grelle Sutcliff smut oneshot (my first finished fic ever!) || Tumblr • AO3

Fic requests are currently closed, but you can absolutely still send them; I just probably won’t write unless I really, really like it.

[dalishious]

Among these "cishet" Dragon Age women, who would you make queer?

Morrigan

Anora

Aveline

Meredith

Cassandra

Someone else (leave in tags)

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[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[draconym]

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

[draconym]

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

[draconym]

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

[curiouswisp]

Emmrich & Manfred ⌇ Endgame

[sparklecats2009]

PSA: linktree is adding AI

[dalishious]

Among these "cishet" Dragon Age men, who would you make queer?

Alistair

Loghain

Sebastian

Cullen

Blackwall

Solas

Someone else (leave in tags)

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[fuer-diesen-sommer]

Information

[scarechrow]

HIIII!!! :DDD your art is so silly and cute and I love it, if requests are still open could I pawsibly request a swift/cloud/bright?? Aka my little guys of all time?? :3 romantic or platonic just the them <333

shenanigans...

[scarechrow]

Could you pretty pretty please draw old woman yuri (yellowfang and bluestar) i love them

gross old lady lovers in starclan

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[64mpg]

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

[dumnslut]

[parkchanwoohoo]

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[dragonagepolls]

If you had to fight against one of the DA2 companions, who would you pick?

Fenris

Aveline

Anders

Merrill

Isabela

Varric

Bethany

Carver

Sebastian

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