Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!
Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*
Me:

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Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!
Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*
Me:
this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own
I needed this more than I care to admit
if sheâs moody spank her booty
mood: wanna move to another city and start a new life
honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me
âOpposites attractâ should be reserved for like âsheâs messy and heâs neat!â Not like âsheâs supportive and heâs a soul-sucking toxic person!â
I have never reblogged anything so fast
Wild / Old God sighting.
Everytime the internet shows me a picture of a moose next to a car i still can never comprehend how stupid big they are
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, itâs been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter iâve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i donât even want to describeÂ
and i have to apologise
iâve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not âweak and patheticâÂ
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying
I will reblog this every time I see it posted
all DAT for $28 per person??? shawty missed out on a blessing
also whatâs wrong w being an instagram caterer? lol
I would be fuckin FUMING. Dont fuckin insult me like you aint JUST need me mf. Im sure when yall go out to play fake-rich at restaurants yall pay a good 40+ PER PLATE. This is a damn wedding; are you going to come help me cook the shit?! The dress was probably 5K +. And if you thought me being âan IG catererâ means food & labor stops costing the same - youre an idiot.
Honestly that was a fucking deal. usually for a wedding youâre going anywhere from $60 to $250 per plate, so miss lady really fucked her up opportunity. How God damn pretentious, then you try to insult her and low-ball her? After asking for a service? Chile bye. 200 people and you think $5,000 is too much money? There are Caterers that would charge you $12,000 for 50 people. Are you fucking kidding me? This is so insulting Iâm so mad for this girl I really hope that somebody else hired her very quickly.
Donât go to somebody asking for their services, and then try to make them lower their prices.
All she had to say was that wasnât in her God momâs budget. Thatâs keeping it real.
Okay so Iâm watching my friendâs cats while sheâs away and she left me descriptions so I could tell whoâs who
Theyâre pretty accurateÂ
oh god why is this me lol help
Iâm so glad this came back into my life
ahahahahahahah omgÂ
She got wife written all over.
me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore
accept that you arent special to some people and move on