whats your damage, heather?

[arcadeigannon]

u know when u watch a movie and afterward you’re like “god the score was so fucken good who composed it” and the answer is hans zimmer every time

[the-headless-vulcan]

he is just That Bitch

[pochowek]

the reason twitter is better is because none of you ted talk motherfuckers get the post length to be stupid

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Theres a whole thread on Twitter on why Cats are abusive

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in the early days of this blog: …IDK, blocking people seems a little extreme. Do they really deserve a full on block? Me, now, years into this nonsense:

[marisatomay]

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[boopthemanbooster]

Self care be like

[baawri]

[joeldasalsa]

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

[micdotcom]

Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika

Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.

[starlightomatic]

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas. This is America in the 21st century.  Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish.  Especially if you’re not Jewish.  Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

[japanesefashion]

W♥C | レインボーラインスニーカー

[chrishallbeck]

[and-the-wasp]

PSA!!

I’m moving!! you can now find me @carol-danvers-official <3

[meetthehelper]

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

[meetthehelper]

Your fates are sealed

[meetthehelper]

The Elixers

[meetthehelper]

[eliminated]

[philippelebonducdebourgogne]

2019 mood

[invalidate]

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

[systlin]

I’M DYING

[tomyfancy]

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

[strutsonicely]

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

[systlin]

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

[solluxisms]

I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.

[ojalla]

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Honestly in all of these stories these poetic white men who somehow end up immortal get so bored and miserable because they just sit in their mansion all day doing whatever it is they need to do in order to sustain their immortality and then they just throw lavish parties and organize orgies or whatever and then they’re like “why am I sad I eat three course meals and have at least one orgy daily what MORE could I POSSIBLY need??”

Like???? Damn go for a walk. Do you even KNOW your neighbors? Get a dog and take it to the park. Set up an elaborate fish tank. Go skiing like you’ve been alive for 200 years and you’ve spent 180 of it in your house looking at paintings and drinking wine with other rich assholes no wonder ur life sucks my man.

Buy a canoe.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this post was specifically targeting dorian grey.