If My Heart Was A House You'd Be Home

Linda/27/wow time keeps just passing by huh?

[pjackk]

Dont have en9ugh money to skip levels on the chicken game no more

[pjackk]

Im never gonna beat level 7265

[pjackk]

1 million animals are dead cuz of me and i didnt even do shit exept chilling

[everythingfox]

Touch the baby

(via)

[rickybabyboy]

[sovietnam]

[viejospellejos]

[bogleech]

Somewhere in the world is just a single inoccuous escalator that does this to people

[mousenemy]

this is the lizard version of people gathering around the water cooler at their office jobs

[firefox-official]

dude what the fuck

[oneheadtoanother]

[powerburial]

not going to lie to you they are charging to muuch for all this crap at the store

[victusinveritas]

[catchymemes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bunniope]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[i-am-a-fish]

it's one of those days where my boobs hurt. it must be because my heart is so full of love

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

Someone's trying to kill you with a voodoo doll but didn't account for your huge badonkers

[i-am-a-fish]

that also

[i-am-a-fish]

your dad?

[ghostsandgoblins]

Scooby Doo (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

you know what there were a lot of jokes in this movie that went over my head as a kid

[bowling-alleycarpet]

that’s because this movie was filmed as an R-rated (18+) parody, but at the last moment before release, warner bros decided it would loose them too many fans of the cartoon for children and sully the good name of Scooby Doo and had the film re-edited down to PG. why do you think so much smoke was coming out of the mystery machine? why shaggy’s girlfriend is called mary jane? daphne and velma were lesbians and one of the first instances of cgi costumes on human actors was used to raise the neckline on their blouses. Freddy was played as gay with only the scene where they admit it deleted.

if you don’t know about this, seriously look it up. here’s a very toned-down wiki article but there’s much more out there. this film sounds like it was written for tumblr ten years early

[lesbiankermit-moved]

[everythingfox]

Waiting room greeter

[catchymemes]