I have heard the Mermaids Singing

Mermaids singing,I do not think they will sing for meCall me: Katy  college graduate part time superhero full time netflix/comics/fanfic junkie I'm pretending to be a grown up marriedanything else, shoot me an ask if you're an Animal...

[grubloved]

replaying botw

[horriblewarlock]

Zuko... calm down... let me tell you the story of the old man who turned himself into a pickle. It was the funniest shit i have ever seen...

[horriblewarlock]

STOP TELLING ME ABOUT PICKLE RICK UNCLE!!!! IM TRYING TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR!!!

[unrealengine5]

I finally saw the episode, uncle. I am so, so sorry I doubted you. That was the funniest shit I've ever...

[t70sdaily]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Gaffney Ledger, South Carolina, December 5, 1931

[yesterdaysprint]

Oakland Tribune, California, April 28, 1935

[lordnotcrossing]

Prelude to New Horizons

Tom Nook: Anything?

Isabelle: I’m afraid not! I’ve read through the Town Charter top to bottom, and there is simply no way to impeach the Mayor and remove them from office!

Tom Nook: You must be joking! You mean there is nothing we can do, even though they haven’t been seen anywhere for literal years?

Isabelle: Nope. Sorry!

Tom Nook: Even though they made our Town Flag a crudely drawn phallus, and terrorized half the town with axes and Pitfalls? Surely we can at least arrest them for that, no?!

Isabelle: Afraid not!

Tom Nook: So you are telling me that even though the town is covered in weeds, half the villagers have moved out, and there hasn’t been a new Public Works Project since before I can remember, we are stuck with the same horrible Mayor until they resign, hm?

Isabelle: Resign, pass away, or move away to an island.

Tom Nook: Wait, wait. What’s this about an island?

Isabelle: You know, like Tortimer! If, and only if, the Mayor announces that they are moving to an island to spend their retirement, we can appoint a new Mayor.

Tom Nook: …excuse me.

[animalbody]

sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave

[uglygreenjacket]

[7s7s7s7s7s]

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

[moonlightsdreaming]

sailor moon crystal | rainbow moon heart ache!

[kiramartinauthor]

Book: *has weird name* Me: how do you pronounce that?? Brain: *takes away and adds letters at random* Me: perfect. Shloop it is

[library-mermaid-blog]

If The Raven Cycle tv series doesn’t take a page out of SKAM’s playbook and every time Ronan Lynch exits a car the world goes into slow motion and aggressive bagpipe music plays then honestly….what is the Point™ I ask u

[flightyfinch]

crime noir voice: all the different body parts of this crazy place we call earth and i had to end up in the ballsack. the ballsack of the world. the ballsack town. one night after i’d already finished my beer and was chewing on the glass a steaming hot plate full of cigarettes and trouble walked in my door. she had legs in all the right places

[parasiticsun-moved-deactivated2]

                                    The beginning ring of a dream! 

Chibusa and her emo girlfriend Hotaru having lunch. 

[theshapeofagua]

the humour in this movie was 20 years ahead of its time. 

[americanbeautiies]

the more time passes the more tempted i am to grow up and pull a stardew valley. move to a tiny secluded town. plant flowers and fruit and trees. have bees. woo 60% of the village. befriend sewer monsters. fight capitalism by being happy. just be content and creative and queer. 

[americanbeautiies]

the more time passes the more tempted i am to grow up and pull a stardew valley. move to a tiny secluded town. plant flowers and fruit and trees. have bees. woo 60% of the village. befriend sewer monsters. fight capitalism by being happy. just be content and creative and queer.