Bird dogs are a scam and I’m sure all bird dog owners will back me up.
Mine don’t even *try* to fly. I mean, really.
My snow dogs aren’t made of frozen water either. Total scam.
My Border Collie recognizes no borders.
My dog? Not sure if even a dog!
My westie impostor is not from the west.
My golden retrievers haven’t even brought me gold yet!
chow chows? pretty sure they dont even have bodies. just fluff that came into a vaguely doglike shape. an utter scam.













