[tizztastic]

You’d think that as many times as I’ve hit my head on my ceiling fan I’d stop jumping on my bed. But no. I never learn.

[lovelyperrrie]

I’m surprised you haven’t gotten a concussion yet, honestly. Although I’ll have to say there is something liberating about being able to jump on expensive beds that aren’t yours.

[ctrlzain-deactivated20170123]

I think I pissed off someone at Domino’s. I ordered myself a pizza earlier, and not only did it arrive to me late, but I also found a pube— a disgusting, curly pubic hair. Maybe it was a coincidence, but I don’t really want to know why pubic hair would be anywhere near my pizza. Chinese anyone?

[lovelyperrrie]

Sounds like someone wasn’t too keen on your leaving the band.

[buterasm]

—so, guess who ended up waiting for over an hour and a half in the Starbucks drive-thru line earlier this afternoon? Yeah, that’s damn right. After what seemed like a year, I finally pulled up to the window and was informed a woman had ordered twenty-three venti, crazy-ass, sugar coma inducing, salted caramel mocha frappucinos. All I had been waiting on was a grande soy latte. Sure, blame me for waiting in line the entire time, but, forreal– who the fuck orders that many frappucinos?! 

[lovelyperrrie]

An hour and a half? And you didn’t give up? I think the longest I’ve ever been able to stand waiting is almost thirty minutes and that was only because I was too tired to even care enough. And I really wanted one of their fall drinks. Did they at least give you some kind of discount? No way I’d pay full price after that.

[lovelyperrrie]