[chekhov]

[dutchster]

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you

[toetedeineidole-deactivated2018]

[yammygang]

[bled]

[spikespiegell]

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

[primadonnagril-deactivated20240]

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

[spikespiegell]

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

[midnight-charm]

Photography by Richard Burbridge for Self Service Magazine #19

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[goldddustwoman]

[unaffect-deactivated20180812]

good morning but at what cost

[prasejeebus]

PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME

[rationalisms]

wait, you have a girlfriend? I thought you were bi..

this is the most incredible message i have ever gotten i’m going to donate it to a museum

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rightnowimloving]

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[carinteriors]

[classyhustleronline-deactivated]