Too fun to be true

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

This conjures a mental image of a guy driving down the road, minding his own business, when the cat pops up next to him, he starts screaming, the cat starts screaming.

[lovepeaceandsmiles]

Keep calm, it only takes 3 minutes, like every other song.

Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator on Serbia’s act

[lovepeaceandsmiles]

She didn’t bring any underwear, so they went and bought some crown jewels to lit up her Cyprian cross.

Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator on the outfit from Cyprus

[lovepeaceandsmiles]

Their song is so slow, there’s always someone falling asleep. But they take it as a compliment.

Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator on Slovenia’s song

[lovepeaceandsmiles]

It looks like a commercial for female hygien products, where he’s the singing tampon.

Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator on San Marino’s act

[lovepeaceandsmiles]

He will never win ‘Dancing with the stars’.

Peter Van De Veire, Flemish commentator

[allthingsshabbyandbeautiful-dea]

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[the-clown-wars]

[sciencingforjesus-deactivated20]

Oh those poor souls

[kalliopeia-musing]

From now on I will interpret any and all “~oh it’s so hard for men right now” as being about these 3 specific dudes, as they seem chill.

[queenbookwench]

Reblogging for this specific addition lol

[mouselet]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[randomslasher]

props for possibly my fav comment on AO3 ever

[anxietyproblem]

[lovepeaceandsmiles]

Why is this so damn accurate

[nunown]

i cant even think of a joke i just want people to know this picture exists

[themeless-memeless]

when you get all dressed up but your friends cancel

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

When the Grinch steals Christmas

[thalassaoinops-deactivated20211]

When people think you’re santa claus but you’re not

[lovepeaceandsmiles]

I guess he does look like Santa, but with a fancy hat 😂

[beyonsesa]