Whatcha Gon Do

June 2019 🥳 | male lifter 🥺

[loverboylifts]

This haul is called “I got really greedy at 1 store”

Cráft wärehoûse:

Chakra bracelet

Modeling clay

Resin

Macrame rope

Wire mesh

Plant holder

Bûrlingtôn:

Pumas

Nails

[loverboylifts]

Haul coming later 🤩🤩🤩

[loverboylifts]

I haven’t lifted in over a month and a half this feels so foreign

Started with easy stores to get back in the swing of things

Mîchéals:

Model air clay

Silicone mold

3 small planters

2 embroidery threads

Mârśhals:

Egg foaming face cleanser

Castor oil

Didn’t bother to total sorry 😫

[loverboylifts]

This is a reminder not to EVER use hashtags when making posts in the lîftblr community !!! Was scrolling on my regular page today and I found someone violently talking about shôplîfters.

Always better to be safe than sorry.

while we’re at it, turn your follows and likes pages into private. For your safety and your fellow lîfters safety.

Do NOT use words like Lîft or Stèal or Shôplîft without doing exactly what I did or censoring it.

Do not ever show your face to people you don’t know or people you meet on here

Remember, what you’re doing is IŁŁEGAL. be safe about it.

[loverboylifts]

I miss my big ass hauls from the mall

I miss my small hauls from craft stores

I miss giving all my money to thrift stores and local businesses

I miss summer 2019 when I got a bunch of cool stuff

I miss my lîfting partner who choose a guy over me

I fucking hate corona. I fucking hate where I live.

Sorry this is a vent instead of anything I usually post I’m just really intensely sad today /:

[liftinglife-deactivated20201211]

let’s keep the community together!!

Reblog if your an active lifting account in July 2020!!💓

[loverboylifts]

Kinda lol

[loverboylifts]

How do you lift alcohol?

Recently answered this already if you wanna go look at that 😌

[loverboylifts]

hey how did you lift the alcohol?! I need to learn so bad lmaooo

I totally forgot to answer this the other day, I have a really dope jacket that got an inside pocket that just hides the bottles really well lol, but:

just look for the bottles that doesnt have the big cap on it, this is kind of a get what you get and don’t throw a fit situation, so you have to be flexible with what you drink but it’s easier to hide.

Conceal the bottle in a blind spot (be 1 million% positive it’s a blind spot) and then casually make your way to go to the bathroom and take off the tags, usually they will just be sticky tags you can peel off but i always take something sharp enough to cut plastic just in case you have to cut the tag off or scratch it off, that’s why it’s best to go to a bathroom

[loverboylifts]

Reminder that gator tags come off with a shoelace lol!

I had a video I was gonna repost but I think it got deleted ):

[liftladychuu]

Script for Getting Out of A Store

So this is always what I do when I need a calm way to exit a store (works best if you’re at a mall). I know I always struggle with not bolting out of a store and acting sus so this helps me~ 

So after you’ve concealed everything, set an alarm on your phone for a minute or two, and make sure the alarm tone is something that sounds like a ringtone. The alarm will ring and slide to turn it off and hold it up to your face like you’re taking a phone call. Then I usually say something like this:

“Hey, yeah, are you done?”

*pause*

“Okay cool, I’m at [insert store here], want me to meet you?”

*pause*

(right here you’re going to want to start exiting the store)

“Yup yup, I’ll be right there. Okay I’m on my way.”

The important thing is not making the pauses sound super obvious and being able to smoothly start walking while in the middle of a conversation. Don’t look back, don’t stop, don’t fidget, and if you set off the towers just keep walking. SA seem to be more hesitant to stop you if you look like you’re busy. This seems like I pretty simple tip but I’ve seen plenty of people give the “fake a phone call” tip but sometimes it’s hard to think of a realistic sounding conversation while under pressure :)

[elratero-deactivated20160323]

Download the fake a call app it makes your screen even look like you’re getting a call.

[liftladychuu]

Ahh I didn’t even think of that, good tip!!

[loverboylifts]

I did this while I left khôls after getting a Fitbit, I beeped but no one looked at me cause I was on the phone?? Anyway this is honestly one of the better tips!

[liftnshiftman-blog]

This is my laptop bag. The first picture is what it looks like empty. The second has $141 of stuff in it including a 400 page book and two spools of yarn.

For guys/people that can’t carry formed purses because that’s sus, consider a laptop bag, especially if you’re young. It’s not sus at all to have a laptop bag. It doesn’t hold as much, but it hold a lot.

[serpentlifts]

BOOST TO MALE LIFTERS!!!

[loverboylifts]

A collection of a few items stôlen in the past two weeks, a lot of what I’ve been getting I don’t take pictures of anymore lol.

I’ve become an alcoholic due to quarantine so that’s what I’ve been getting recently 😌

The oil pastels and Kôi watercolor palette are from Hôbbÿ lôbbÿ

The shoes are from a Nîkê oûtlet store

Both the bottles are from rîtè aîd

Bûzz bállz are from a gas station

Saved roughly 200$ 😌

[makeupremover]

H0bby l0bby

$221 before tax

[loverboylifts]

I just messed up a hôbby lôbby near me too !!!

[loverboylifts]

Anyone have any info on how to scàm glossïer ??

[liftsagainstcapitalism]

I think that i get away with so petty, reckless lifts sometimes is thanks to my natural talent of acting 100% innocent and unsus even when i body-concealed so much stuff that it almost falls out when i walk

[loverboylifts]

This is actually the vibe right here I felt this in my BONES

[loverboylifts]

List of my favorite lîftéd items:

Fîtbit Vèrsa 2

Kankèn

40oz hÿdrofłask (along with the other 5 smaller hÿdros I’ve taken lol)

Black Fïlas

Collection of 300+ art markers

[glitter-glued-fingers]

I may steal from stores, but he stole my heart.