LovesKehli

Sebastian Kehl, Kevin Großkreutz & ziemlich viele andere Fußballer :) Borussia Dortmund, Hertha BSC & Karlsruher SC und außerdem noch nen Haufen anderes Zeug das mir gefällt und nichts mit Fußball zu tun hat :D

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

*loves being independent and spending time with myself *wants to get married Tomorrow

[seedling]

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

[bigmoose690]

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

[bigbutt-nobuts]

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

[bitchycode]

[mvxxi]

[dortmunderjungs]

Sowas gehört auch auf einen Dortmund-Blog!

[himinsins]

Things that unite Europe

European Union

Eurovision

[itsjusteurovision]

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[onceland]

Bless the people on my dash trying to do their regular blogging while the rest of us are just…

[dandybabbler]

Why is eurovision SO BASIC this year? Where is glitter? Where are gays? Where are totally ridiculous dresses? WHERE?

[yossiacar]

america is watching this year so we’re trying to look as normal as possible

[brokenclara]

[brokenclara]

It is time for an improved version:

[sergioislife]

my only goal for tonight is not going blind after these special effects

[mapsontheweb]

Eurovision 2016 participants

[apricotstone47]

[revivious]

if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing

[rsvnr]

You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.

[official-german-translationen]

Concept: Speak your own language day where you still speak english but use the literal idioms from your native language

[rambling-in-purple]

*Cracks knuckles* off we go!

My dear/lovely Mr. Singing Club!

I believe I spider

I believe my pig whistles

You are on the wood way.

Holla, the wood fairy!

You go me animally on the cookie/pointer (hand of a watch).

I’m not made of sugar!

That’s pretty zero eight fifteen

All cheering years

All in butter!

Old Swede!

to climb someone on the roof

JWD

Nobody can reach me the water!

to hit the nail on the head

to have your ass on ground ice

to push a calm ball

You’ve realy got a sock shoot!

to have a bird / to show someone the bird

It pulls like pike soup!

Hops and malt lost

to bite the grass

My name is bunny/rabbit and I know of nothing.

to have pig

to give your mustard to it / to add your mustard

to be under one blanket

Flap closed, monkey dead

to shake something from your sleeve

at the ass of the world

That goes me by the ass!

I only understand station?!

to hold the ball flat

The bear steps/dances there!

to eat one’s broom/hat

to make blue

to smell the roast

to earn one’s buns / to bake smaller/bigger buns

to smear something on someone’s butter bread

to have a roof damage

to give someone a think note

An old man/woman is not a d-train!

The drops is not sucked yet.

a thin board drill

to have eggs in one’s pants

to pull someone their fur over the ears

to step into a fat cup

to leave five be even

to (not) hang something on the big bell

Where fox and bunny/rabbit say good night

Now make half long!

to have bumblebees in your bottom

That is me jacket like pants/trousers!

[schwarzgelbetraeume]

Und im Stillen werden alle hoffen, dass wir auch in Deutschland mal unser Leicester erleben.

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