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I'm Ethan. I'm 20 years old, and I attend Denison University. Donald Trump is #NotMyPresident. I basically reblog anything I find interesting. I make movies!!!! (Youtube.com/lucian15pictures) Ask me stuff, I'd love to get to know you guys!

[newt-moved-deactivated20190515]

I’ve chosen a form that delights me, just like it delighted Grace.

[pulsingvoid]

cinematic parallels

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[legovasavouchi]

Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:

First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i love this man

[thebootydiaries]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[setheverman]

lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars?

[unofficially-nasa]

This is one of those pictures that the more you look at it the worse it gets

[chicken-tendrils]

I used to make my passwords really weird so my parents wouldn’t get into my phones. So before I went to camp last summer I broke my phone screen and my parents took it to get it fixed. They needed the password so they emailed the camp and the camp director came and asked me for the password.

She was expecting some numbers.

I had to look her in the eyes and tell her it was “spaghetti daddy”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m so glad i follow you

[80slesbiab]

GILLIAN ANDERSON IS REALLY OUT HERE ASKING FOR FREE VIBRATORS ON TWITTER DOT COM I LOVE THIS WOMAN

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Dana Scully horny on main

[slayerbuffy]

[lindentreeisle]

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Why is Kombucha so nasty :/

that’s fungus babe!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my mistake! i was wrong

that’s bacteria babe!

[probiotic-yogurt]

Lars, im gonna keep it real with you, kombucha is good and you’re wrong

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i wholly accept your opinion but kombucha tastes like something a gnome would brew me after he found me passed out in the woods after getting lost and he nurses me back to health with his highly protected family kombucha recipe but when i’m healed he says hell find me and he is owed one favor for my life

[cheaphalloweencostume]

then several years later when he shows up in my home and demands i kidnap the only child of his clans rival and i refuse he twists his little hand towards me and i feel my guts churning and contorting and he reveals that the fermented brew is now a part of me that he controls and if i do not follow through on his request he will cause my own organs to rise up and strangle me. so yeah that’s what kombucha tastes like

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[drtanner]

A GINGER GIRLIE! :O

[prole-log]

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[toastbutteregg]

VERY OK

[prairiemouse]

it’s time to abandon the responsibilities of school and jobs and move into a Scottish castle to live as hermit witches.

[tiny-librarian]

@peremadeleine

[memeuplift]

[hashtagloveloses]

pikachu the original gay icon

[plystation]

Loving this year’s macys thanksgiving parade

[bronweathanharthad-moved]

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

[eltonjohndenver]

[bpdbroken]

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded