Love Stories: KFM Edition

Short stories based on answers to the game, "Kill, Fuck, Marry" 

[isherloathemyself]

I like

Big boys

Itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys

Inner city boys

I like the pretty boys

With the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like the big beard

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste

From the playboys

To the gay boys

Go and slay boys, you my fave boys

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Sam Reid, Michele Morrone, Gong Yoo

Mrs. Reid was so at awe of her husbands talent. He wasn’t the most beautiful man but he was so great at his craft. But he had to work a lot and she found herself lonely.

Michele Morrone was also talented and growing in his career. At a dinner party, he met Sam and his beautiful wife. Perhaps it’s an Italian machismo/Latin lover in him but he be sensed her loneliness. Let’s just say, after Sam had to leave early for work, Michele made sure she wasn’t lonely anymore.

At another rooftop event, Gong Yoo was there. Mrs. Reid was a big fan so she went up to him. Well behind him to be exact, she startled him, and he leapt backward, falling to his death!

It was an accident! At least Sam decided to not work as much to be with his shaken wife. Though, Michele would be happy to be around as well 😉

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Charlie Hunnam, Travis Fimmel, Rege Jean Page

When Mrs. Page was happy for her husbands new jobs and fame, her friend, Mrs. Hunnam was less than thrilled.

“I just worry that it will get to head.” 

“As long as he never moves to helLA, I don’t care.” A dig to her friend as Charlie did move to Los Angeles. 

It has led to a strain in their relationship that Mrs. Hunnam strained to Travis. 

When Mrs. Hunnam tried to talk Rege, they got into a heated argument and she pushed him down the stairs leaving him to his death. 

Pissed, Mrs. Page decides to get her revenge but needs Travis’ help. She kills Charlie but asks Travis out to dinner so that there would be footage of Charlie still alive with her. 

The plan worked and the windows forgive each other. Travis was just happy to help, in anyway he could ;) 

THE END. 

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Henry Cavill, Chris Evans, Armie Hammer, Sebastian Stan

When Henry signed onto do a new movie, he was excited to tell his wife. He needed another male co-star and they thought of her best friend Chris Evans.

But the studio had other plans and wanted Armie Hammer. Frustrated, the Mrs can’t stand Armie and his idiotic tendencies and general creepiness. How dare he take a part perfect for Chris?

During a dinner that the studio held, Henry couldn’t make it so Chris accompanied the Mrs.

They went and saw Armie who was annoying. As Chris and Mrs were preparing to leave, Armie left at the same time. Without realizing it, the elevator doors opened and Armie scared them to which they instinctively pushed him down the elevator shaft.

Terrified, Chris and Mrs take the stairs and not sure what they should do, Chris took them to his friend, Sebastian Stans.

Sebastian took them in and Chris said he will go back to the building to make sure there was no footage of them. Left alone, Sebastian tried to calm the Mrs. Turns out the only way to calm her down was to get intimate.

In the end, Armies death was ruled an accident and Chris got the part!

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Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Robert Downey Jr

Mrs. Evans was having a fun time visiting her bestie, Anthony for his filming of the Falcon and the Winter Soldier. 

He introduces her to Sebastian Stan and the chemistry between them are palpable. Anthony warns her to be careful but temptation cannot be denied when it comes to this much heat between two people. 

When she returns to her husband after her visit, she tries to forget what happened. 

At the premiere, the couple were invited and attended. Again, Sebastian and Mrs. Evans try to deny their feelings but it was obvious there was an attraction. Robert Downey Jr. follow them as they try to find some privacy. 

But Mrs. Evans wasn’t sure who was following them, she thought they were in danger so she had them turn the corner and then push the perpetrator down the stairs. 

Shocked to find it was Robert, they run back to the premiere to have witnesses so they wouldn’t be suspected. It worked and they decided they should keep a part. (For now). 

THE END

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Henry Cavill, Chris Evans, Tom Hiddleston

Mrs. Hiddleston and Mrs. Cavill had lunch, to catch up and overall solidarity being celebrity wives. 

“How’s it going?” Asked Mrs. Cavill

“Oh everything is fine, something is kind of bothering me. I feel like Tom is a big of a phoney.” 

“I would blame his ex, Taylor Swift, haha!” 

“Oh dear, I forgot about that disaster! How are things with you?”

“Fine, Henry’s ego was getting too big but I got him back down to reality.”

“Really, how?”

“I had an affair with Chris Evans! Straighten Henry right up!”

“Maybe I should do that!” 

“I’ll give you his number.”

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Jonny Lee Miller, Benedict Cumberbatch, Robert Downey Jr

During a Sherlock Holmes convention, the most recent actors to portray the famous character attended.

Jonny came with his lovely new wife who enjoyed the gift bags as her husband charmed attendees.

Robert was a bit full of himself as usual and he kept following the Mrs.

Frustrared, she pushes him away not realizing that behind his was a stairwell.

Benedict witnessed the whole thing and the Mrs had to get creative to keep his mouth shut.

And no one was the wiser.

The End.

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 The Jokers: Joaquin Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Jack Nicholson, Jared Leto

Gabby married the late great Heath Ledger and they were happy.

Her best friend, Joaquin introduced them, the stories they shared amongst them each other and with Heath.

But she was getting lonely and in a moment of weakness, she had a fling with Jared. It wasn’t the greatest idea but it happened.

One night, the old man who is known only by his first name, Jack clearly doesn’t like or is use to hearing no to him, tried to pick her up. She kept turning him down and eventually pushed him down the stairs.

No means no, after all.

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Henry Cavil, Michiel Huisman, Joel Kinnaman

As Henry was getting ready to promote his latest project, his poor wife had to deal with his massively grown ego.

Henry sort of listens but as soon as they go to a new event, his ego comes back. During one of these events, she gets to talking to Michiel Huisman. They have a nice laugh, Henry doesn’t really notice.

Joel Kinnaman is also at the party noticing the flirtation. He tries to warn Henry but to no avail. He starts following them around as they leave the party.

He finds them across the street in an alleyway, having too much fun!

As he tries to cross the street to confront them, he gets hit by a car!

Unfortunately, or perhaps, fortunately, they didn’t notice the chaos.

The End.

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Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr and Joaquin Phoenix

Mark Ruffalo was a newlywed, smitten with his new bride.

She loves him dearly and enjoyed the perks being on set with him and meet his buddies.

Robert Downey Jr. showed particular interest and she noticed. Sure he was funny but a bit much. Mark asked Robert to look out for her when he had to travel for work.

Robert took good care of her needs, indeed. But she found soon after that she was pregnant!

In all honesty, she was almost certain it was Marks baby but why not get a bit of extra money for the baby? She decided to blackmail Robert and he caved in. They decided to keep it a secret too.

Unbeknownst to her, Joaquin Phoenix had heard of her conversation with Robert and decided to blackmail her!

Well, she would have none of that so she had to get rid of this tiny problem. And she did.

Good thing Mark was smitten because his wife was no angel 😈

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Chris Evans, Greg Kinnear, Alessandro Nivola

Chris and his wife were enjoying the premiere of The Red Sea Diving Resort. His wife’s teenage crush, Greg Kinnear was so kind and charming.

After a nice night, the Mrs. was getting tired but Chris still had work to do. Greg offered to drop her off back home.

The connection was distracting that Greg and the Mrs. didn’t even notice that they hit someone with the car. They went straight to her home.

The next morning, she wakes up with Greg having snuck out and Chris next to her and a news alert that Alessandro Nivola was killed in a hit and run.

Oops.

THE END.

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Max Minghella, Nico Tortorella, Peter Herman, Ismael Cruz Cordova

What happens when best friends get involved with a murder scandal?

Mrs. Max Minghella and Mrs. Ismael Cruz Cordova were hanging out when Mrs. M confesses that she slept with Peter Hermann, Mrs. C’s best friend.

“But what about Mariska?”

“I know but he was so gorgeous!”

“True, sometimes when we hang out, I think about him touching me and not just in a platonic way.”

Little did they know that Nico Tortorella was sitting behind them and heard the whole conversation. Fearing the repercussions of Nosey, Never minding their business, Nico, the Mrs. decide things needed to be taken care. They followed him in the alleyway.

A few weeks later, Max spoke with Mrs. C that he thought his wife was acting weird. She decided he needed a distraction.

“Max, I always had feelings for you.”

Well that took care of that. Friends don’t talk, they take action.

THE END.

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Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Quentin Tarantino

After the sudden death of Brad Pitt, the world morned.

Ela took to the arms of Leonardo while her husband, Quentin still was shaken.

But there was more to the story.

When Ela married Quentin Tarantino, she did it under the condition that they would never have to have sex. They can find it in other ways.

The other ways was when she met Mr. Jack Dawson himself, Leonardo DiCaprio. Indeed, she had a lot of fun while they were making the film.

She also made good friends with Brad Pitt but he was in trouble. Ela suggested that he fake his death and she would play witness. Then with her help, he would live in hiding and no one would be the wiser.

After the film was made and everyone did their job, Ela and Brad said their farewells and faked his death. She was comforted by Leo yet again, when life hands you lemons…

THE END.

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Taron Edgerton, Richard Madden, Jamie Bell

Ella was happily married to Richard Madden. 

But then her ex, Jamie Bell came in with some rather scandalous blackmail. 

Unluckily for Jamie, Ella didn’t let him go far with his blackmail. She thought she was in the clear until Taron went on the hunt to find his friend. So she had no choice but to distract him. 

Then she truly was in the clear. 

THE END. 

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Game of Thrones KFM: Brienne’s and the eunuchs

When it has to be between: 

Theon, Greyworm and Varys

Marry Varys (it would be like House of Cards, powerful, sexless marriage!) 

Fuck Greyworm

Kill Theon! EASIEST CHOICE! 

When it has to be between: 

Jamie, Tormund and Podrick

You would kill Jamie (no need for that kind of in-laws and family drama!) 

Marry Tormund 

Fuck Podrick (finally find out what he did in that brothel!) 

Agree? 

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Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr, Jeremy Renner

Betty and Renee were coworkers on several projects and became friends. When they both worked for The Avengers, they found a new friend in Mark Ruffalo. They always had fun with him even though they both had crushes on him.

Over the production, they both got engaged. Betty to Jeremy Renner while Chris Evans was marrying Renee.

They were a happy set but Robert Downy Jr was pretty annoying, always showing off. During a late night of filming, Robert kept following them around. 

As the girls were going up the stairs, there was Robert not too far. So at the top, they turned around and scared him and he fell, breaking his neck. 

After a few months of marital bliss, it was getting to hard for their spouses not to tell something was off. Betty gave Renee a proposition, “Why don’t we swap? Just for a little while. Better to away from our husbands so they don’t figure stuff out.”

Renee agreed and therefore, during a big touring event, Chris had to go to certain cities and countries, Jeremy had to go to others. Through the power of persuasion, their wives convinced them that Renee go with Jeremy, Betty go with Chris.

It was a good distraction, being away from their spouses and away from the set of the incident. Maybe it was too good of a distraction but it never bothered either party of what transparent during touring separately.

Eventually it went back to normal, with their original spouses and of course, their best friend Mark.

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Kit Harington, Peter Dinklage, Jason Momoa, Michiel Huisman and Iain Glen

As an extra for Game of Thrones, Kally was hanging out with a lot of the male leads. Jorah aka Iain Glen was nice to her and introduced her to his past costar from his Tomb Raider days, Angelina Jolie.

Jason Mamoa and her played card games and karaoke all the time.

Peter Dinklage was great but pretty busy so she never got to really know him.

Kit Harington and Michiel Huisman were flirting with Kally and she had no problems with that.

Then the unexpected happened, Kit proposed and she said yes! 

As she planned their wedding, she found it stressful. Michiel offered to take her out for a night of fun. She felt that this probably isn’t a good idea but accepted the offer.

They ended up in an alley and things got frisky, they couldn’t help themselves. Temptation is a strong feeling. But Iain found them and fearful that he would tell Kit, they all started getting into a heated argument. 

Without meaning to, Kally pushes Iain to the street where a bus hits him. Michiel and her run away and decide never to speak of it again.

A few weeks later, Kally married Kit, without Michiel in attendance.

THE END