𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃

𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙴 ┊┊. 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻

[lovethathausen]

DONOVAN DANHAUSEN. over 3,000 years old and 6'7". very nice, very evil. often blunt, seemingly sarcastic and motivated by social or financial gain. yet— somehow the best, most endearing and annoying friend you may ever have. collector of many things and will definitely trick you into contributing to said collection. most always the one in "control".

DONOVAN DANHAUSEN. 33 years old and not 6'7". a rather introverted and kindhearted soul, should you ever get the chance to speak. deeply creative and emotional. avid fan of all things horror and metal.

CONNECTIONS.

tba.

[talkinhogs]

one thing about me? i’m gonna tan on a cruise. i’m gonna tan, i’m gonna eat the worst food imaginable, and i’m gonna rot all day.

[lovethathausen]

the waves made danhausen feel like a puke. come rot with him.

[captkotas-deactivated20241213]

If you see that I’m challenging Minnie Mouse to a twerk contest either join or mind your business. 😘

[lovethathausen]

teach danhausen how to do this

[lovethathausen]

shrek 5.

that is all. thank you for your time.

[lovethathausen]

danhausen has been looking forward to shrek: into the orgre-verse

[missliaison-deactivated20250419]

Happy World Emoji Day! What’s your go to emoji and or combo to use?

[lovethathausen]

danhausen enjoys this one. it is bubbles. 🫧

[lovethathausen]

shrek 5.

that is all. thank you for your time.

[lovethathausen]

danhausen was excited for that one movie but was disappointed. you know the one. morbius. awful.

[lovethathausen]

shrek 5.

that is all. thank you for your time.

[theavega]

shrek is love. shrek is life.

[lovethathausen]

and shrek is laugh, or however those sayings on those decorative signs go

[lovethathausen]

shrek 5.

that is all. thank you for your time.

[lovethathausen]

oh no. danhausen doesn’t own any green. unless you count his doctor doom costume. would he still be allowed to come and eat all the popcorn?

[lovethathausen]

shrek 5.

that is all. thank you for your time.

[lovethathausen]

danhausen wrote a letter to ask for a role in shrek 5. you are very famous, tell hollywood to cast me

[lovethathausen]

shrek 5.

that is all. thank you for your time.

[miniregal-deactivated20250603]

my sister ironically tweeted these exact words.

[lovethathausen]

perhaps danhausen was your sister all along. surprise

[lovethathausen]

shrek 5.

that is all. thank you for your time.

[lovethathausen]

danhausen’s measly human body must live two more years to experience shrek 5. hopefully, it will be about shrek

[lovethathausen]

shrek 5.

that is all. thank you for your time.

[lovethathausen]

you will feel the wrath

[chicagomadx]

i ship you with danhausen

Sadly, he only ships himself with my money. @lovethathausen

[lovethathausen]

speaking of, danhausen would like to eat your eyeball again

[lovethathausen]

give us a random fact about demons, eh? you remember what i taught you, right?

hello, jay knife. oh yes, how could danhausen forget all the incorrect things the ass bang gang tried to teach him.

if you tickle a demon in the right spot, they will speak backwards. it is true, you heard it here first.

[firedidol]

WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS i'm here to make this place cute (⸝⸝ɞ̴̶̷ ·̫ ‹⸝⸝ᐡ)~☆

[lovethathausen]

does it hurt to become one of these?

[jojoxoff-deactivated20241213]

When Sabrina Carpenter saaaang, “I can’t relate to desperation.”

When Sabrina Carpenter saaang, “My give a fucks are on vacation.”

When Sabrina Carpenter, saaaaang, “And I got this one boy, and he won’t stop callin..”

When Sabrina Carpenter saaaaaang, “When they act this way, I know I got em.”

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[lovethathausen]

if danhausen’s word is law, then he says free coffee for all. it is law now