[scumbagmax]

maxwell jacob friedman / professional wrestler and actor.

max is an asshole and a scumbag but there is a softer side that his freinds see. a side that loves cats especially his cat, piper. max suffers from adhd and rsd (rejection sensitivity dysmorphia) and was bullied as a kid due to it and for being jewish. dependent non kayfabe portrayal of mjf for mayhemhq.

status: taken. will not acknowledge his past relationships as part of this portrayal. connections: girlfriend: @fuckinjaded

dm me for plots

[scumbagmax]

had the best time with you at rolling loud seeing future. you were right about it would be awesome. @fuckinjaded

[itsyazmin]

…right. Please don’t feel inclined to do so on my behalf. It’s really okay.

Glad you had a great time! Not sure who that is but I’m sure she appreciated it!

[scumbagmax]

i won't. i don't want anyone getting the wrong idea. brianna or you may know her as cora jade on nxt. i was away filming and missed her so it came in handy. you think i act like a jerk too much? some people take my tv character to heart.

[worshipme]

just saying, a bit odd to be pulling all those strings when i'm like 99% certain you ain't even friends with her. i don't care how many 0s you got at the end of your check, but even i know that getting those tickets are hard as fuck. especially when she doesn't wanna give to scalpers so by extension, i won't either.

this ain't the first time i hear about it so of course i've already been having the tickets. you worry about getting your girl what she's been asking for weeks, and i'll worry about mine - yeah?

[scumbagmax]

we're all employed by the same company. they are if you don't know people and i know a lot of people. i was surprised she didn't pull any strings to get them but she said she's not like that which i respect. i'm glad you got them for her and i got my girl covered. just don't see why you're so hostile about it. i was just being nice, i know people think that's a foreign concept for me but i'm not always a jerk.

[itsyazmin]

When you love something and appreciate the art truly, I don’t know…I think that’s cheap. A bit soulless. Or maybe I’m full of shit. 😂

I honestly think I should have been an artist in a past life but it’s a cruel joke that I can’t even draw a stick figure or sing a single note to save my life. Oh well.

[scumbagmax]

i can't say the same because i use my money and clout all the time. it was fun to fly bri around on my jet but it's nice to see someone not do it, it's rare. i can't draw but i can sing and play the piano.

[worshipme]

…right. you’d hate to see her miss them.

how ‘bout your girl? you got anything for her?

[scumbagmax]

yes i would, bro. why so hostile? i wasn't trying to move in on your girl. i was just being nice. you get her tickets? and yes, i got my girl something. i'm not a grinch and i like to spoil her.

[feelingrestored-deactivated2025]

… you forreal think you’re a big obstacle? 😅

[scumbagmax]

i most certainly do. the biggest star on the roster and the ratings draw.

[itsyazmin]

That’s the other Khan. I prefer to mind my business, schmoozing isn’t for me.

This’ll be our secret, scouts honor. 🫡 Doesn’t mean I appreciate it any less!

[scumbagmax]

i can appreciate that. most in your position would pull strings. thanks, gotta keep up the scumbag image.

[worshipme]

@scumbagmax she’s all good, bro. she don’t need your help getting a ticket.

[scumbagmax]

long as you're sure. i hate her to miss them.

[emersonharter]

Ugh, it's the beeeest and I'm missing on it. 🥺

[scumbagmax]

no doubt you'll find someone. lot's of single people here.

[scumbagmax]

you did a great job with the gifts. it's already into the candy. @yaradisilva

[scumbagmax]

secret santa max here bearing gifts for @jernigans

i saw this cool atlanta falcons shit and it looked like you so i got that for you along with some peony perfume and some cool tortilla chips. now you're all set for game day.

[itsyazmin]

“With all my connections” - who, exactly? 😂 I mean, I appreciate it … but you really don’t have to. Especially with how much they’re being scalped for.

That’s very kind of you to offer, though!

[scumbagmax]

figured you had lots of connections all over the place. never tell anyone i was kind, i have a bad reputation that i need to keep.

[emersonharter]

It's time for cuddles, hot chocolate, cozy blankets, and binge watching shows and movies. If only I had someone to do those things with. 🤦

[scumbagmax]

that's one of the things i love best about this time of year. i'm sure you'll find someone.

[itsyazmin]

I’m just a girl…watching the days go by, creeping closer and closer to the Oasis reunion tour and knowing that I don’t have a ticket. 😔

(Deep down, I’ll pretend I’m okay but I’m actually just dying inside, it’s FINE.)

[scumbagmax]

i can try and swing you a ticket. shocked you don't have one with all your connections but i'll see what i can do.

[feelingrestored-deactivated2025]

Idk man the Tribal Chief is a BIG obstacle to conquer.

[scumbagmax]

so am i and i believe the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

[feelingrestored-deactivated2025]

If there’s ever a brand crossover/Opposite Day/hell freezes over/whatever, I wanna fight that big motherfucker Oba

[scumbagmax]

that would be such a cool ass day. gimme roman since i already wrestled cody.