Pulling My Shit Together

My name is Jac, I'm 25, from Michigan, and I'm gay.

[teenscoolest]

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[justbadpuns]

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis.

[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[dialectiddy]

College entrance essays be like…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[naramdil]

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perseptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

[gaycism]

I’m mike

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

we are all collectively Mike

[exeggcute]

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

[fedorathexplorer]

when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is

[cleastrnge]

“Captain Marvel should smile more” “she looks so serious all the time” “she lacks charisma” “she’d look better with a smile”

BRIE LARSON SNAPPED

[amateur]

god creating me while trying to add just a little bit of dumb bitch

[morgology]

don’t fret, bongo cats will annihilate bad vibes

[sushinfood]

this is the purest meme to ever hit and i’m so glad

[twerklina]

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[1999gorl]

THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING I’VE EVER SEEN I WISH I COULD BREATHE

[antoniporowski]