And Here We See The Nipple

you can call me Norge Also, I've got this OC going on, she's Pipalük Brandt, if you ever wanna RP just give me a call!

[youcancallmepotter]

ok but don’t trust people who say they’d never date someone who is bisexual

[astible-remade-deactivated20171]

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

[wintrymix]

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

[kingyeollie]

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

[thenameisjohnegbert]

To be honest I like you more than I like Dave.

 dave-motherfucking-strider get wrecked nerd.

[dave-motherfucking-strider]

i cannot BELIEVE

[loveydoveyspooks-blog]

I like dave more than John

Johns a neeeeeeerrrrrrrd

[tactiletelekonesis]

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

[bottledchaos]

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

[anonof5puns]

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

[woollybear8]

list of cool things to call me (not cute)

celestial

exquisite

ethereal

sublime

otherworldly

alluring

magnificent

charming

fascinating

splendid

dazzling

entrancing

radiant

[shitthesignssay]

"Gemini switching into bitch mode"

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[shitthesignssay]

At a Zodiac Sleepover, the Signs are...

Aries- pranking an unsuspecting victim

Taurus- making a fort to sleep in

Gemini- trying to stay up all night

Cancer- making the snacks

Leo- telling everyone a funny story

Virgo- talking about crushes

Libra- swapping health/beauty tips

Scorpio- trying to scare the crap out of their friends

Sagittarius- starting a game of man hunt

Capricorn- bugging you for your wifi password

Aquarius- pulling out the ouiji board

Pisces-falling asleep first

[shitthesignssay]

"typical gemini conversation"

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"gemini being proven correct"

[shitthesignssay]

Most to Least Likely to Fuck Shit Up Because They Find it Funny

Gemini

Scorpio

Aries

Sagittarius

Aquarius

Leo

Capricorn

Cancer

Pisces

Taurus

Virgo

Libra

[loveydoveyspooks-blog]

OOPS

[shitthesignssay]

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Most to Least Likely to Purchase a Real Tree

Taurus

Pisces

Leo

Sagittarius

Cancer

Libra

Aries

Capricorn

Scorpio

Aquarius

Virgo

Gemini