Happiest Season Starters !
Taken from the 2020 Hulu movie Happiest Season! Some of these have already been edited to fit more open scenarios! You can edit them however you see fit.
“She’s my person and I really want everyone to know that.”
“I’m just so content taking care of other people’s pets when they’re away for the holidays.”
“I get to go meet the people that made my favorite person.”
“Fun fact! Did you know that Christmas trees are responsible for an annual average of four deaths, 15 injuries, and a loss of 12 million dollars?”
“Way to stick it to the patriarchy. Well done.”
“Oh this is (name)‘s orphan friend.”
“You should know that it’s very difficult to sit next to you at dinner and not be able to kiss you.”
“Have they ever met a lesbian?”
“Maybe one of your exes will bring out dessert?”
“Don’t wear anything that will strobe, (name).”
“I’m gonna take the kids to the kids club. Please order me several drinks.”
“So bad for them that I eventually just murdered them.”
“I’m not shaming you. I just think the choice you’re making is dumb and you should feel bad about it and yourself.”
“I once took too many Ambien, and bought a race horse online.”
“Yeah, I mean, that’s a classic case of um, Contact Stupiditis because it’s a stupid thing to do.”
“The thing that I can relate to is… being in love with someone who’s too afraid to show the world who they are.”
“I was so scared you would find out I wasn’t who you wanted me to be.”
“This is why I avoid Christmas. It brings out the worst in everything.”
“I have a list of holiday errands that (name) has volunteered to do but I don’t trust her so I need you to supervise.”
“Gross. Can I have some?”
“I left a gentleman in my apartment so I’m tracking him to make sure he leaves.”
“Everybody’s story is different.There’s your version and my version and everything in between.”
“Um, I’m gonna get you a real drink.”
“Do you know how painful it is to have the person I love hide me?”
“Red 40 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5. Because all of the yellows taste so different.”
“(Name) not coming out to her parents has nothing to do with you.”
“I don’t have any secrets but I am an ally.”
“The only reason (name) turned out okay is because we gave up on her after she wouldn’t stop biting in preschool.”
“No, no. I don’t care about what they think. I only care about you.”
“Snowman pancakes. That’s a lot of work for something that turns to shit.”
“I love you guys. And I’m sorry for letting anything get in the way of that.”
“You can’t go over a year without meeting your significant other’s parents. Trust me, I have tried.”
“Just be yourself. But don’t lie. You’re a very bad liar.”
“I saw two of their cousins get into a fistfight over a quesadilla maker at this party once.”