Remember when we were kids and we were going through the stack of books you had? Cause I do.
We were eight, I guess. And like every year I had come to your home to celebrate Diwali. We were in the drawing room. I was laying on the table as I read a book about dragons. You were sitting on one of the chairs of the said table and reading one of the ‘Winnie the Pooh’ books. The pink tent was long abandoned. Not that we had spent like an hour building it.
I don’t know what went through that idiotic brain of yours, but you nudged me so hard that I fell on the ground and said, “Winnie!’.
“What?!” I said incredulously while rubbing my butt profusely.
“You are Winnie. You are cute and chubby and you like sweets.”
And that’s how everybody started calling me Winnie.
And we became Pooh and Piglet.
We even did that stupid promise thing the real pooh and piglet did. The first time, we wrote it in the birthday cards we made for each other.
“We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet.
“Even longer.” Pooh answered.
Slowly it became a pact type of thing. We used it to reassure the other person and to show we will always be together.
Where are you now, Piglet?
I had been having a hard time and you knew about it. You weren’t there for me. You abandoned me. I needed you and you weren’t there.
What have our friendship come to?
It doesn’t feel like Pooh and Piglet anymore. It feels like two strangers trying to salvage a friendship long forgotten for the sake of the promise we made to each other when we were just kids.
How do you think Lee or any of your characters will react to an ugly reader (like me)?
Ugly reader? I'm sorry but I've never heard of such a thing. I don't think I know anyone in this world I would term ugly based on appearance. You, my lovely, gorgeous anon are beautiful and I will not stand for anyone calling you ugly, not even yourself.
You wanna know how the boys will react to you? Read on.
Steve Rogers: The moment he hears you call yourself ugly he stops what he's doing and just looks at you. He frowns, looking almost confused as he gazed at you. He takes your hand and pulls you into his massive chest, brushing your hair back so he could see you clearly.
"Ugly? You? The girl who shines so bright she lights the world around her, you're calling her ugly? Who gave you the right to talk about my best girl like that eh? No one compares to you, not from back in the 40s, not today. You’re the beacon of light that keeps me grounded doll. Gotta show you how beautiful you really are"
And he proceeds to do just that.
Bucky Barnes: He heard you say to Nat that a dress won't look pretty on your ugly body. That night, he sneaks in your room and crawls inside the covers with you, holding your body tight to his. He took your in his and metal one, lips at your ear.
"What do you see when you look at me?" He asked.
"A broken beautiful man deserving of love" you answered automatically. He tips your chin up so that he could look in your eyes, the tenderest of look swimming in the blues.
"I see the same when I look at you. I see a woman who found the most scarred man and still loved him. I see a woman so pure I fear I'll taint her with my bloody hands. Never call yourself ugly, never again."
Lee Bodecker: Lee straight away snorts when you call yourself ugly. He rolled his eyes at you as he swiftly gathers you in his arm and sits you on his lap. He takes his hat and puts it on your head, the rim falling loose and slipping over your forehead so he had to push it up with a finger.
"You're the only pretty thing in this shitty town. You've got a heart as big as my tummy" he takes your hand and pressed it into his soft flesh "you're the only one whose smile I'd both die for and kill for. Ugly my ass, you're the most beautiful gal I know and you're all mine".
Ransom Drysdale: "What the fuck did you just say?" He asked when you said you look ugly. You look at him aghast, not expecting the outburst. He stepped closer, putting his arms on either side of you and looking at you intently.
"Have you met my family? My fucked up, greedy aunts and uncles? Have you met my mother? They wear a thousand dollars clothes and still manage to be the cheapest people I have ever met. And you? You can wear a burlap sack and would still be the prettiest flower because you found it in you to love a shitty brat like me. Now come here so I can show you how beautiful you are."
Andy Barber: He was driving when you made the comment, the word ugly said almost unconsciously. You blinked when he stopped the car, turning to look at you.
"I've studied law for over nearly two decades and there are two things that I know are wrong with them. The first one is that it should be illegal for anyone to be as beautiful, as amazing as you, and the second that it should be a punishable offense for anyone to call such a woman as yourself ugly. I'm a lawyer, trust my judgement. Nod if you understand."
You nod, he smiled and restated the car, one hand reaching over to pull yours in his lap.
Tony Stark: He knocked over the lab apparatus he was working with and stared at you incomprehensibly. He had that expression on his face that he reserved for idiots who didn’t understand his science lingo.
"What the hell are you on about? Sweetpie, you love a man who made weapons that killed hundreds. You gave me your love when I didn't deserve any. You gave my kindness when I didn't deserve any. You think anyone who's ugly could do that? I'll book an appointment with the ophthalmologist, you need to get those eyes checked."
Loki : He was in the middle of polishing his blade and the moment the words "I am ugly" passed your lips that blade shot out and embedded itself in the opposite wall.
"i am a man of magic. I can create the most unthinkable illusions with my mind and hands, and yet no matter how proficient I get, I'll never be able to create something as beautiful as you. You need to stop talking like this, I don't like it when people disrespect those that I hold dear."
Sherlock Holmes : He shut the newspaper he was reading and put it on the desk behind him as he pinned you with his stare.
"When I search for something, I usually get it because I have a gaze that doesn't miss much. My every quest for beauty and love has led me to you. My mind and heart have never seen anything as beautiful as you. I am Sherlock Holmes, I don't lie. Believe me when I say you haven't got an ugly bone in your body.”
He opened his arms, asking you to come to him.
“I am a detective, let me show you the evidence of how utterly breathtaking you are.”
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So my dear anon, I need you to shut up about this. You’re not ugly. You are worthy and amazing and beautiful and all things nice in this world.
Here’s a link to this audio porn I found and it’s pretty fucking hot. I highly recommend looking on Reddit for audio porn because there’s literally SO MUCH and a lot of them put good descriptions so if you’re not into smth you can skip through them pretty easily.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR GENEROSITY. I SHALL SAVE THIS AS WELL FOR LATER 😌
Synopsis: a monogrammed mug might be the thing that exposes your relationship with Peter to the Avengers when there’s a strict “no dating” rule being enforced
Warnings: I’m sorry if your first, middle, or last name begins with a “p”. Also this gif is a total spoiler with no context for this story
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There was a rule in the Avengers tower: Avengers were absolutely not allowed to date each other. It was a stupid but reasonable rule, considering Nat and Bruce’s relationship had caused fights, tears, and chaos until dating among Avengers was inevitably banned, exactly three years before you and Peter joined the team.
Peter had been an Avenger for eight months before you came along. In that time, he’d become good friends with the other Avengers, or at least that’s what he told Ned. Peter was regarded as more of a son among the Avengers, never really seen as an equal. Before you, Peter was teased daily for his intelligence and bad habit of spewing out scientific facts no body asked for. Whenever he started going off on the theory of momentum or how a star was formed, a collective groan could be heard from Earths mightiest heroes. He would laugh it off and stop telling his fact, but it stung a little more each time it happened. But keep in mind, that was before you.
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