just a place for my silly little thoughts

i’m always tired • 18 • she/they • acespec + panromantic • muslim•

[uroko]

by: Alexander Zharnikov

[sunny-side3]

[skyrigel]

[helloilovefanfiction]

[yaoiblackmold]

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

[maggie44paint]

she has 200% divorce rate now, good for her ❤️

[alltears]

all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[glitchinmatrixx]

Look at my lawyer dawg, i am goin to be publically executed 😭😫🫩

[akmu]

the antagonists™

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

This picture is like the holy grail of unapologetic cunty behavior and OMFG I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Also imagine the massive stroke Zoro would have over this

[dragonpyre]

I do respect the live action cast of One Piece more than other live actions cuz one of the dudes decided to double his muscle mass (no one actually told him to) for his character, and the other trained under professional chefs and learned mixology (again. no one asked him to)

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Guys I'm WHEEZING—

[dionitro]

I fuckin get it girl

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[phineas4cobain]

NOT EVEN when you sneeze or cough!

[insouciantbibliophile-deactivat]

may you always have what you need when you need it. 

[obsessivereaderandwriter]

May you have no cramps.

[misunderstoodraindrop]

May you have no headaches

[captainxandis]

may you start in your own home/somewhere you are comfortable, in your least favourite underwear and with plenty of pads/tampons on hand

[perpetualhaze]

May you have no backpains or stiff limbs either

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

May you not be nauseous or dizzy or not be able to move much out of cramp pain

[callmebliss]

May your emotional state remain stable

[lowkxytears]

may you never have to shed a decidual cast

[ipomoea-nil]

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy