ok fine im a homosexual

parker/lizard : he/him : gay transman : nonhuman : @bowowark ‘s personal acc

[lowpolylizard]

hello there. i’m parker or lizard. i’m an autistic, 19 y/o, gay, alterhuman transman. my pronouns are he/him.

my kintypes are sea monster (think luca), lemur (cladotherian), moss carder bee, and gargoyle.

i like video games and old tech, animatronics, wild plants, fashion and jfashion, drawing, music (loud stuff, machine girl, prolaps, ndad, stuff like that), and writing.

my oshis are Crusty the cat (ptt), Glockenspiel (the face on its a small world at disney) and Taiki Shuttle (umamusume). my favorite animal is a donkey, and my favorite pokemon is dracovish.

i’m a weird little freak like a strange fungus you find in your garbage disposal

i may be childish but this is still a mature blog, no matter how many chuck e. cheese posts i make

Tag guide

Rambles, memes and such: #thanks lizard very cool

Me irl!!: #wait lizard is real?

Vents (I rarely ever do these) : #calm down lizard

Aesthetic stuff like my room and such: #the lizard dome

Alterhuman stuff: #leaping lizard

figures, collectibles, trinkets, plushies and other stuff: #my toys

All subject to change or be added to

[lowpolylizard]

just saw someone on tiktok call therians “this generations furries” oh my goddddd im going to pull my skin offffff

[bowowark]

can you tell i like taiki shuttle or is it not obvious enough

[lowpolylizard]

didn’t even know i did that

[lowpolylizard]

yt just recommended me a lunchclub video with callmecarson’s face in the thumbnail i cant do this anymore

[lowpolylizard]

how do i change my own mindset so i can ignore how shitty i’m feeling in life right now

[lowpolylizard]

second question: how do i quit my job while offending as little people in my life as possible

[lowpolylizard]

how do i change my own mindset so i can ignore how shitty i’m feeling in life right now

[lowpolylizard]

mesmerized by the controller design on this youtube ad. Why did they make it like this? Is it ai generated? Did they decide to just come up with a batshit crazy design for a gaming controller instead of using the usual copy paste design for most gaming controllers? i’m so confused

[lowpolylizard]

today’s my birthday

i just turned 20

i’m exhausted

and im crying in the bathroom at work

i wanna go home

[lowpolylizard]

i’m a 20 year old manchild and i can’t do anything right

[lowpolylizard]

today’s my birthday

i just turned 20

i’m exhausted

and im crying in the bathroom at work

i wanna go home

[ratbuchet]

psa for fellow formal wear enthusiasts

[mousenemy]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[theehorsepusssy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]