ok fine im a homosexual

parker/lizard : he/him : gay transman : nonhuman : @bowowark ‘s personal acc

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[bathylychnops]

dinner tonight is 100g of smoked salmon with nothing accompanying...

[lowpolylizard]

life got hard and my brain forced myself into a a week long age regressed state with no signs of stopping against my will because of medication problems is that normal

[lowpolylizard]

i got coloring books coming in the mail i’m so hyped put some mlp g3 on the telly will ya

[lowpolylizard]

life got hard and my brain forced myself into a a week long age regressed state with no signs of stopping against my will because of medication problems is that normal

[flutteringfable]

[lowpolylizard]

i’m small enough to fit in your pocket. i’ll hand you your cigarette and lighter. how gracious of me!

[lowpolylizard]

i’m probably the first lemur to listen to machine girl and have a gay porn addiction

[lowpolylizard]

bitches love my taiki shuttle shrine

[lowpolylizard]

i think gaining weight is cool and awesome especially when i do it but now i dont fit in my favorite pants and now i have to buy new favorite pants

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[hairspraywhore]

>no idea what a tumblr accent even is

>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”

[psych-is-the-name]

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

[lowpolylizard]

found 1 count em ONE hair in my food and gagged about 11 times. Almost threw up. gagged some more. couldn’t eat for 15 minutes. thought about just throwing away the food. continued to think of gross things that only made me gag more. finally stopped because i put on a youtube video

lesson learned don’t eat at all to avoid this ordeal

[bowowark]

get on my level bro

[lowpolylizard]

the most accurate depiction of my sea monster theriotype is apparently just sitting in the tokyo disney sea 20,000 leagues under the sea ride. idk what to do with this information

[lowpolylizard]

[lowpolylizard]

[lowpolylizard]

just saw someone on tiktok call therians “this generations furries” oh my goddddd im going to pull my skin offffff

[bowowark]

can you tell i like taiki shuttle or is it not obvious enough