Jenny Everywhere and the Even More Annoyingly-Titled Sequel to "Jenny Everywhere and the Rather Annoyingly Titled Sequel to "Jenny Everywhere and the Very Short Story""
"Aaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhh!" screamed Jenny Everywhere, in what was typically regarded as a blood-curdling screech*.
"Well," I said, for the bit where I added in parenthesis after "narrator" that the narrator was, in fact, me was getting rather tiresome, "I'd already ruined the joke of the first story, so I thought I might as well carry on. And these are rather fun, I must say."
Jenny Everywhere groaned. This may have been because she had an elephant on her head, or else it may have been because she was rather pissed off at me.
I suspect the latter, in hindsight.
Just then, because I couldn't think of anything else to put here, in a daring act of outstanding fanwankery, I suddenly revealed that I was not, in fact, a mere ordinary narrator, the likes of which you might find in an everyday story, but instead I was the Narrator in Grey!
"I!" I cried, in a daring act of outstanding fanwankery, "Am not, in fact, a mere ordinary narrator, the likes of the which you might find in an everyday story, but instead I am the Narrator in Grey!"
"The who?" asked Jenny Everywhere, still decidedly peeved at my antics.
"The Narrator in Grey!" I cried, "You must have heard of me!"
"Not ringing any bells," said Everywhere.
"Oh," I said, disheartened, "Well, then, let me rectify that lack of knowledge, and inform you that I, the Narrator in Grey, am very evil and such, being the Man in Grey's evil cousin! And I am here to stop you!"
"Stop me doing what?" asked Everywhere.
"Why, having adventures of course!" I said.
"Yeah, figures," said Everywhere, "I mean, bloody hell, you really are evil!"
So Jenny Everywhere gave me a very stern telling off, and told me not to be evil any more, so I became very good and we both went on lots of lovely adventures together, and we all lived happily ever after until the very next day, when the universe in which these stories took place imploded, because it didn't particularly fancy another one of these Tumblr flash-fic things.
DEFINITELY THE END (xxx - the universe in which these stories took place, aka Miranda)
The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition: This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, that others might use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.
The character of the Man in Grey is available for use by anyone, with only one condition: This paragraph must be included in any publication involving the Man in Grey, that others might use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.
And now, for the first (and probably the last) time:
The character of the Narrator in Grey is available for use by anyone, with only one condition: This paragraph must be included in any publication involving the Narrator in Grey, that others might use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.
*No blood was harmed during the making of this story. Well, not much, anyhow
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